#definitelynotscott

[thebibliosphere]

You: *gets physio* Your Body: Mmm. *suddenly cheerful voice* Please hold! *puts you to sleep for 18 hours*

That about sums it up haha

[words-writ-in-starlight]

Yes, Heimerdinger is a Yordle. Yordles also have strong fantasy-misogyny sexual dimorphism, where the females (Poppy, Lulu, Tristana) are short, vaguely chibi-fied human women with pointy ears and blue/purple skin and the males (Heimerdinger, Teemo, Kennan, Kled) are short furry animal guys.

From what I can tell, they're basically a cross between your standard halfling and a pomeranian, and also "yordle" is the most fantastic word I've ever said out loud. Regrettable about the fantasy sexual dimorphism, though! When will someone provide me a sexy fantasy race where the dimorphism is "the females are B I G, the males are tiny and colorful", I deserve some variety.

[purimgifts]

Only Hebrew Version of an Arthurian Legend

Saw a post about how there’s only one Arthurian Legend in Hebrew, and I know Arthurian Mythology has been pretty popular in Purimgifts so I thought the links might be appreciated here.

Jewish Virtual Library Article on Arthurian Legends.

PDF of the Original Hebrew Text

PDF of the English Translation by Curt Leviant

(And the post I saw in case you’d rather reblog that.)

[awww-brain-no]

Have you done a Leverage/Labyrinth crossover before?

I have not! But I’m now picturing all these shenanigans. I’m assuming that Sophie either gets wished away or wishes herself away so she can hang out with Jareth, it’s been far too long. 

Hardison freaks out at the lack of technology before figuring out ways to jerry rig giant mechanical monsters with a bit of magic he picked up from another kid in Nana’s house. 

Parker thinks the goblins are hilarious and runs off, popping up periodically through the whole adventure as she laughs hysterically while copying the goblins, stealing the biting stick guys to have them nip at Hardison and Eliot, and teaching the goblins to jump off roofs.

Eliot gets distracted early on with Sir Didymus. He’s heard of him. And while he knows that the knight isn’t quite as sharp as he used to be, he puts forth all effort to have a proper meeting between gentlemen.

Nate just sighs and calmly works his way to the Labyrinth. He gets there in record time despite not going about a steady stroll the entire time. And he finds Sophie relaxing in the throne room, giving tips on the best way to rearrange and redecorate to get at more modern feel. 

[gayazrael]

Yasuo/Kat indelible

send me a ship + a keyword and i’ll write a 3-sentence fic!

Yasuo tilts his chin up, though it does little to stem the trickle of blood down from his jaw to his throat; defiance shines clear in his eyes, playfulness in the quirk of his mouth. He puts his finger to the flat edge of Katarina’s blade, pushing it aside. “You’ve already made your mark on me, you know,” he says, “now it’s just getting excessive.”

[thestanceyg]

deservingporcupine replied to your photo “Tonight we said goodbye to this amazing doggo. He loved digging holes,...”

I’m so very sorry

venetia-sassy replied to your photo “Tonight we said goodbye to this amazing doggo. He loved digging holes,...”

He was beautiful. I'm very sorry.

celiaequus replied to your photo “Tonight we said goodbye to this amazing doggo. He loved digging holes,...”

I'm so sorry for your loss. He looked like a lovely pupper.

definitelynotscott replied to your photo “Tonight we said goodbye to this amazing doggo. He loved digging holes,...”

*hugs*

literarymagpie replied to your photo “Tonight we said goodbye to this amazing doggo. He loved digging holes,...”

*hugs* I'm so sorry, Stancey. I know he was very loved, and you gave him the very best life he could have. <3

Thank you so much everyone for your kind words. They really did help. Friday night was miserable, and it was really odd to go to bed without a dog and then to not have one to come home to after work, but it’s slowly going back to normal. He was a very good boy and I was lucky to have him in my life.

[allthemarvelousrage]

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share? N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you? S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist? U: A pairing you might like to write for, but haven’t tried yet.

Premises to share: Oh, scads, son. Scads. I am currently working on updates to several fics, but also writing Gods of Asgard 1:1, in which our protagonist, Skuld Odinsdottir, finds herself dreaming of Nidavellir in that moment that Thor is opening the iris, and waking up to find it’s all been a horrible nightmare. Our protagonist is 6 at the time. 

Something for someone to write: I don’t know that I’d want anyone to write or finish something for me, but I know I definitely have my day made when I see fanart of my works. 

Tropes: Genderflip, poly, AU, making everything gay, long, dramatic. Deadpan Snarkers. 

Pairing: I am recently enamoured with StrangeIron. I think I may try it soon. :) 

[watchmebitch]

I had a dream that you made an RP blog for your lawblr OC. Her name was Janet, the theme was was a lavender-y purple, and the conceit was something like "Janet was a lawyer, so of course she's in hell. She was a pretty good person though, so at least her cases are the ones worth arguing. She's still going to lose though."

oh my god

This is like an unholy mashup of law school and the good place and now I wish I had your imagination