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Connor: If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

Evan: *finger guns* Got you covered, bro!

Zoe: Don't you ever want to talk about your feelings Connor?

Connor:

Connor: no

Evan: I do

Zoe: I know, Evan.

Evan: I'm sad.

Zoe: I know, Evan.

It's the middle of the night, and Connor wakes up Jared, though he wants his sleep.

Connor: Do you think we have to carry that heavy tree down there?

Jared: What tree?

Connor: *sarcastically* Evan.

Jared: Evan's not a tree, silly!

Alana: What's going on?

Jared: Connor thinks Evan is a tree!

Connor: I don't think he's a tree, I was just-

Alana: Did you say he was a tree?

Connor: No!! Well, yes, but not exac-

Alana: You know he's not a tree, right???

Jared: He's not a tree, Connor!

Evan: I'd like to be a tree...

Zoe: *trying to sleep* Would you all be QUIET????

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