#dehtklok

[extra-pepper0ni]

these aren’t new, but since today’s prompt was makeover i wanted to compile some other skwisgaar makeovers i’ve done in the past (starting with the hair metal makeover which i’m v fond of hehe)

[dethshit]

Murderface: Hey, CFO. Hey, Abigail.

CFO: ....hello Murderface.

Abigail: Hey Murderface.

Murderface: Boy, do I have good newsch for you two!

CFO: You can't stay long?

Murderface: What? No. No, I've got plenty of time.

CFO: Then that's bad news. What's the good news?

[dethshit]

Nathan: I need to get more intelligent.

Pickles: Quick, doods. To the liberray!

Nathan: No, the libararara.

Skwisgaar: I tinks it ams pronouced the libarium.

Murderface: Fuck it. The place where all the nerds hang out.

[dethshit]

What Really Keeps Murderface Up At Night

Murderface: Conscience? Isch that you? We haven't schpoken schince I wasch a baby. Are you schtill mad that I called you fat?

[dethshit]

Nathan: So what you're saying is, everything is society's fault and we as individuals never need to take responsibility for anything?

Abigail: Uh, no. Not exactly. I was just saying that -

Pickles: Yeah, I like that. We didn't do anything wrong because we can't do anything wrong because we're all just products of our environment, bouncing around like marbles in the game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that is our random and cruel universe.

Abigail: Wait, no. That's not even what I'm saying.

Skwisgaar: Yeah, it ams not ours fault. It's society. Everythings ams because of society!

Abigail: Skwisgaar, that -!

Charles: Abigail, just let them have this.

Murderface: Hooray! Everything isch meaninglessch!

Toki: NOTHINGS I DOS HAS CONSEKQUENES!

[dethshit]

Feeding Pigeons

Skiwsgaar: Babes, where yous at?

Toki: I'm outs here feedings pigeons.

Skwisgaar: Yous amsn't feedings no damns pigeons!

Toki: What ams yous talking abouts? I ams feedings the pigeons!

Skiwsgaar: Thens put the pigeons on the fuckings phone!

Toki: Whats?

Skwisgaar: Lets me talk to the goddamns pigeon!

Pigeon: Cooooo. Coooooo.

Skwisgaar: That amsn't no pigeons! Tells the bitch sittings next to yous that's making pigeons noises on the phones, whens I sees hims, I'm gonna beat his ass! Fake pigeons noise making ass bitch. Not knowings hows to sounds like a pigeon ass bitch. Matters of fact, tell that bitch that when I sees him, I'm gonna grab a real pigeons and smacks the shits out of him with it. He could see what a real pigeons sounds like. False pigeons vocal chords having ass bitch.

[aquafoot213]

For @nathanexxplosion, who commisioned some cute Nategaar stuff. Thank you for the support!

[dethshit]

What Did I Do Last Night?

Murderface: Toki, I wrote a new schong.

Toki: Whats ams it called?

Murderface: What Did I Do Lascht Night?

Toki: Okays, sings it.

Murderface: Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey. What did I do lascht night? I cried myschelf to schleep.