#deity conversation

[notsonini]

Deity Conversation pt 7

*randomly talking about something*

Lucifer : 🤨🤨

Me : oh it’s my fast today for my Hindu god , Hanuman ji

Lucifer : 🤨yeah i know that okok

Me : ? OH ! I’m thinking I should start keeping fasts on your name too on every Friday !

Lucifer: *giving me the most dramatic side eye* you are this close to getting beaten up by me

Me: WHAT ? WHAT DID I DO NOW

Lucifer : Shut I swear if I see you do that

Me : *laughing cause I got to know* Hihihi but it’s fine I can do it-

Lucifer : *literally about to smack me* I said no ! I swear if I see you skipping meals and fasting again on MY name

Me : so rude 😔🙏

It’s funny how even though I don’t get it physically but I always feel his smacks’ energy 😔✋

[notsonini]

DEITY CONVERSATION

Me:*drinking a little wine and venting to Lucifer*

Lucifer:hey-

Me:*continued talking*

Lucifer : gurl listen to me-

Me : huh?Wanna tell me something?*continues venting*

Lucifer :omg GURL LISTEN TO ME RN

Me: huh? Wanna give me a advice ?

Lucifer :NO OHF your mom is nearly home I think you should wash your glass quick and hide it before she sees you.. she gonna beat your ass if she catches you

Me : She is? Oh btw what's your thought on this situation?*pulls out tarot*

Lucifer : oh yeah I'm telling you BUT YOUR MOM IS NEARLY HERE

Me : huh- *hears car pull up*

Me : ....oh SHIT?

Lucifer : exactly 🧍‍♀️

[notsonini]

DEITY CONVERSATION PT 2

Me : lucifer do you think it's fine for me and my friend to try calling a ghost in our school bathroom?

Lucifer :wha- no ?

Me : hmmm *asks again*

Lucifer : maybe but I say no

*Asks again*

Lucifer : No.

*Asks again*

Lucifer : That's a NO

Me : well shall anyways so *calls it anyway*

Lucifer looking at me with the most done expression ever : if you are nOT GONNA LISTEN to me then wHy dO yOu keEP asKinG me ?? I swear I am never answering to your dumb questions ever again

[notsonini]

Landing myself in a similar situation I told lord lucifer I would never put myself in ever again. So unlike everytime this time I didn’t even DARE to go to him for my rant session. Now just watch him come to my dreams (nightmares 😱) tonight to beat my ass up 🙏🧎‍♀️

[notsonini]

Deity Conversation pt 6

Me : And the next time I see him will be the last time I see him

Lucifer : finally WE CHEERED 🙌

Me : No way why would you say that 😭

Lucifer : why not ? You know I’m right 🧐

We both are such haters atp 😭😭🙏

[notsonini]

DEITY CONVERSATION PART 5 (?)

Does Lucifer keeps making fun of you too if you suddenly stutter and mispronounce a word ? LIKE I SWEAR HE KEEPS LAUGHING AT MY FACE 😭😭🙏

Me : honestly meditating peacefully feels so good. I haven’t felt this good in a while.

Lucifer: yeah right? That’s why I keep telling you to do it.

Me: specially after this calming bath ? I feel so refreshed

Lucifer: yeah .. are you veiling too ??? 😍

Me : uugghh I put have towel in my hair cause I washed it and I dont wanna open it right now. But yeah I guess for now it can be used as a bhel too-

lucifer : ….

Me: ….

Lucifer: ….

Lucifer : yeah you can definitely use it as a “bhel” for now

Me : no waIT-

Lucifer : *burst out laughing at my face*

Me : no listennnn I meant veil ok 😭

Lucifer : keep that “bhel” on yes *literally laughing at me*

Me : dontttt

Lucifer : it’s ok you are having the “bhel”good good

The way I knew this was coming 😭😭😭

[notsonini]

Lucifer : I kinda want a pastry.. chocolate pastry?

Me : omg right ?? I wanna get a pastry for you as an offering

Lucifer: are we getting one?

Me : yes soon for sure ,, before I leave for hostel for sure.. I am not even leaving the house now to go buy one now :(

Lucifer : mmm it's fine

Me : imagine mom would get a pastry out of nowhere when she goes out .. but then again it's impossible

Lucifer : 🤨

the next day

Mom comes home with some packets: oh I got you some stuffs you like

Me : huh ? *One of the packets has pastries in it*

Me : OH I DEFINITELY KNOW WHO THIS IS FOR !!

Lucifer : 🤭🤭

[notsonini]

DEITY CONVERSATION PT 3

me and lord Lucifer putting silly little face masks on as a form of self care and bonding

Me , with my masks filled with bubbles, turns to Lucifer : ok so we done-

Lucifer already done with his masks with 0 bubbles and perfectly fit on face

Me : *blinks* how the fuck

Lucifer : *with sparkles all around him* well I just adjusted it to how it would fit me

Me : well I guess that's one of the perks of being a deity 😔

Lucifer : *evil laughs* (just to tease me)

Me : stop laughing like you respawned into satan 😾

Lucifer : damn you really did my bestie like that 😔

CRYINGG😭😭😭😭