DEITY CONVERSATION
Me:*drinking a little wine and venting to Lucifer*
Lucifer:hey-
Me:*continued talking*
Lucifer : gurl listen to me-
Me : huh?Wanna tell me something?*continues venting*
Lucifer :omg GURL LISTEN TO ME RN
Me: huh? Wanna give me a advice ?
Lucifer :NO OHF your mom is nearly home I think you should wash your glass quick and hide it before she sees you.. she gonna beat your ass if she catches you
Me : She is? Oh btw what's your thought on this situation?*pulls out tarot*
Lucifer : oh yeah I'm telling you BUT YOUR MOM IS NEARLY HERE
Me : huh- *hears car pull up*
Me : ....oh SHIT?
Lucifer : exactly 🧍♀️
















