Decapitation, vomit and bondage
What was the dumbest thing you’ve done?
I count myself lucky. I could have been really irresponsible and stupid as a kid, but I did nothing spectacular y’know? I was tame by comparison, and it doesn’t make me feel superior. Opportunities never presented themselves, and having no particularly close friends to fuck up with helped I’m sure.
But there is one instance where the little voice that says no didn’t kick in when it should have. I was probably in my mid teens, playing outside with a bunch of neighborhood kids and my two cousins who are about 8 years younger than me. We’re just fucking around with a bunch of old sports equipment, and I’ve got a badminton racket and birdie. I had gotten bored of playing badminton so I get the genius idea to try something with the eldest cousin.
I ask her to kneel down on the ground. She’s reasonably hesitant, but I somehow get her to comply. I tell her to hold still and–still holding the racket–place the birdie on her head. You can tell where this is going…I’m dangerous when I get bored apparently.
So I hit her in the back of the head like I didn’t even try to knock the birdie off. I saw that the swing was bad when it was too late so power wasn’t at its max, but the edge of the racket still smacked her good. Poor thing cried. I apologized like crazy but for real….through all that set up I didn’t think it wasn’t gonna go wrong? There was no significant damage in the end so I avoided any repercussions.
The more I think of it there are more instances of stupidity I’m sure, but this was the only one that came to mind and made for a decent story.
What was the worst thing you’ve seen?
Mayuri’s sunflower suit.
What is the one person you trust the most?
Probably my best friend. We don’t talk much nowadays but I know I can still tell her anything, and that she’s always got my back.
