#dellumbruh

[fullmoonfireball]

fawful in b1??

a littol boy with a gun

[medical-irken-jaz]

Dib, what brought you to Zim’s lab?

"It's not that complicated, really. I don't have any cameras or spy gear set up in Zim's base right now or anything-- I just got a text from Jaz a while ago saying he had something to show me! I... Had to finish Mysterious Mysteries first, obviously-- but it looks like I got here right in time! When I showed up and there was no answer at the door I knew something was wrong, since Zim would usually try to fire some kind of laser at me the second I stepped onto his turf. I don't wanna know what would've happened if another episode came on..."

"This holo-disguise is super cool-- it actually feels like I only have three fingers! I wonder what he actually had to show me- probably some more cool Irken technology! Maybe I can use this when we go to fix this... Other alien attacker mess!"

[rowdyducks]

Dgghdfhdh what about just more Emotionally Stunted Misers™️ scromgold because they are. Idiots. Glomgold is the dumbest gay I’ve ever seen, and Scrooge THINKS hes the destinguished bi but he’s really just an absolute disaster

I could literally talk about scromgold all day it's so bad I have a pinterest board for them that isn't any good at all but it's just cranky, yellow love stuff because they're so funny. Scrooge absolutely thinks he's distinguished but we all know that he's a softie for glomgold and glomgold having "cockamamey schemes" for simple stuff like taking scrooge out to dinner would be the absolutely cutest thing (scrooge would be all exasperated like "you could have just taken us to a restaurant! Sharks didn't need to be involved" but he'd smiley a lil bit because his old heart has a soft spot for his schemes)

thank you I will think about them for the rest of the day

also once I'm not on mobile at work I'll add more content to this because I love them! Thank you! 💛

[co27]

sorry u keep getting all these dipshits tonight reese, ppl really have nothing better to do lol

YEAH ITS LIKE...... weird af knowing ppl r talking about me behind my back ready to call me the r slur as soon as i turn anon back on

[medical-irken-jaz]

a date is when people who squintz each other hang out basically. usually u go somewhere to have a meal/do a fun activity together but it could be at home too

"So... So this 'date' is.. An activity, or meeting... Two people do when they have squintz?"

"So.. The Professor asked me-? Would... Would our meeting really be considered a 'date'? The Professor asked me on a 'date'?.."

[medical-irken-jaz]

Fruit gummies are the most amazing snack alive

"Mm. They're okay... They're not making me sick, at least.."

[medical-irken-jaz]

I am good Jaz! You don’t look to good though.. what’s got you so tired out?

"I am exhausted.. But no worries, I'm alright! I just haven't slept in five days- I've been doing a loottt of work this past week.. I did modifications to my transmitter, made a new setup, fixed my earpiece, and helped out Zim sometimes with his own master projects.. And I've done a lot of planning! I'm gonna start working in a couple days with a day-life! Y'know, as a human. I've got a place in mind that I should have no trouble getting into- and I'll be talking it over with Zim in the morning.."

"It's currently around 3 am in Earth time.."

[medical-irken-jaz]

If you successfully court the professor then you can become dibs dad and he won’t be able to boss you around anymore 👀

"Dib can't boss my around anyway. Even in human years I'm much older than him! If I successfully win the Professor's squintz.. I'll have better things to look forward to than revenge against Dib. In fact, if anything, I should attempt to befriend Dib.. At least to the point where he's not trying to kill me."