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“Brock- Brock, kill Deluxe and I won’t say anything.. that would be a plot twist.”

[maewinter]

This is friendship

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[shadowbeatz]

decided to transcribe one of my favourite stories about D20, because i don't think it's in a youtube video. this was taken from Mother's Day Flashback: Deluxe's Talk on the GFY Podcast.

DELUXE: Dude, I don't know if I've told this story before, but one of my favri— favourite D20 stories is, him and this fuckin' wai— they would put fries in the window, I think we've told this before but we'll say it anyways, they'd put fries in the window in this bowl, to keep 'em hot. And they'd— we had some great fries, they were crispy, they had great seasoning on 'em, if I could get the seasoning I'd probably keep it, uh, today. Um. And they would season them, and we would put our hand in, and grab some fries, and then put some on a plate and then like, eat 'em or whatever. Um, and they would get so pissed at us, 'cause they wouldn't have enough fries to put on for our burgers, 'cause like our speciality was like burgers and stuff. Um, k-now it's corona time so everybody's freakin' out 'cause we put our hands in this bowl and ate fries, but whatever, we never got sick so whatever. Um, so, we would do that, and uh— 

D20: It was a different time.  

DELUXE: Different time. So, D20 needed— I think he was getting it from— for his table, 'cause I don't think he's a big ketchup guy. 

D20: (overlapping) No. 

DELUXE: But he was like—  

D20: (overlapping) Yes. 

DELUXE: And he goes, "Can I have some kechup?" And the guy goes, the cook had a bowl down on the other side, and he's like, "Kechup? You said you mean ketchup?" And he's like, "No, kechup." 'Cause we had all these— if you worked in the restaurant business, there's all these uh, different, uh, sayings for stuff, so like, um. (Snort) 

D20: Ram-a-cock? 

DELUXE: Yeah, ram-a-cock, is uh, a-- a little side of cocktail sauce. 

D20: A ramekin of cocktail sauce. 

DELUXE: Yeah, a ramekin of cocktail sauce. So, he'd say, "Uh, can I get a ram-a-cock?" And maybe like 86 of this, that means take away this, and all that stuff. So he'd say, "Kechup" and the guy was like, "No, ketchup". And he's like— dude they literally stood there at the window for 25 minutes-- 

D20: Yeah, I just sit there and be like, "Yeah, that's what I said, kechup." Like, 

DELUXE: (overlapping) Kechup.  

D20: (overlapping) Yeah I just said kechup. 

DELUXE: No, he said like, "Kechup? You want some ketchup?" And he's like "No, I need some kechup." (Laughter) "That's what I said, ketchup." And he's like— so, they sit there, and they argued. I took like four peoples order, came back, put it in, and they're still arguing at the window, going, "ketchup?" He's like— No. And D20's hard-head— hard-headed as fuck, and he does these little one-liners, so he's always like, poking at this guy, and this guy's not giving up either. And I just— I think I literally bust open the back, 'cause if you bust open our back, you go, there's a dishwashing room, you go around, and you can get there, the bottles of ketchup from behind the line. So I think I busted back there, got a ketchup, threw it through the window at D20, he's like, (through laughter) "Thanks for the kechup!" And like walks off, and I was like, "What the fuck, man." 

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my fav dorks + g18s laugh is so cute plS

[therpg18]

Some dude dick ridin’ me to the finish line, man

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