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• Are you going to be happy? •

[oneheadtoanother]

[kaijuno]

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[sumetal]

Does this to you

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

oh god my nutrients

[cabybapa]

going bonkers at this

[podcastwizard]

You made your bed, now get fucked in it

this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

do you understand my vision

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[placeholdername69]

Oh this is too fun

[leatherleaves]

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

[thefollow-spot]

#the bread tastes really good so. congrats to her!

(via @lilstinky)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[maretriarch]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sovietshopaholic]

[coughloop]

theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

[coughloop]

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

[coughloop]

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

[dirudo]

Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

[demisatyr]

the power that radiates from this post

[theconcealedweapon]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I think the best part about having internet friends is when the person you're talking to goes suddenly quiet then reappears in the chat with either the single greatest or single most cursed image youve ever seen that they made themselves in 5 to 10 minutes