#demolicker

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" things Demolisher is thankful for ?

hm, well - there's , uh ,

Lord Megatron, of course. & Lord Megatron. . . . Lord Megatron.

Lord Megatron ! . . did i forget to mention Lord Megatro- "

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Demolition get a hobby

" fiRST of all, it's * DEMOLISHER !

DEMOLITION sounds like the kind of DUMB name a mech would have if he was friends with Scavenger ! & i am *NOT* friends with SCAVENGER !! he is a SCORN to mechkind & a TRAITOR!!! a - a DISGRACE to the race who DESERVES to be DESTROYED! YEAH !! "

proudly parroted the one-opticed cyclops, opticpatch flashing its lime luminance in a flared rage, long nose scrunched as he struggled to recite one of his lord's numerous degradations, of which there were many to comb through -- even from a processor as dull as Demolisher's .

" SECOND !! " he squeaked, voice modulator audial-piercingly whiny & loud . He held out three barreled digits .

" i DO have a hobby!!! LOTS OF THEM !! "

" for one -- " holding up two weaponized digits now. " i like to clean . "

his typical deafening tone that always carried some form of demand, though the clarity of sense was always absent, rumbled off at the end of his favorable mention, a happy hum chutting from the tank. it carried, crumbled, like a purr .

" whenever the base gets blasted & boomed, WHO'S the bot you can ALWAYS depend on to patch it all back to PERFECT UNIFORMED DECEPTICON SHAPE? yep! that's right!! DEMOLISHER!! Me!!

& i do it! ALLLL by myself ! "

He boasted, tank tail waving up & down, fanning the air with its squared paddle.

" i don't need ANYBOTS' help -- THEY TOLD ME THEMSELVES!! yuh-huh! BECAUSE I SAID ' hEy! WhAt GiVes??? why do * i * always have to CLEAN UP??? NO FAiR!!!! ' but then CYCLONUS said , ' because you're just soooo good at it.' & then even STARSCREAM scoffed, ' yeah. Megatron only wants the best . ' & FOR THE FIRST TIME --"

gestured with three gun-barreled digits .

" those SLACKERS actually made some SENSE !!! "

demolisher laughed, tank treads shifting as background noise within his hearty show.

" i HAVE OTHER HOBBIES TOO! LIKE i SAID!!! SEE!! sometimes the base just has to be completely rebuilt & the structure is too burnt beyond repair! BUT A GOOD CON-- ...heh, i- ...i'm a good con ( XvO ) !! -- *NEVER* WASTES WHAT SCARCE RESOURCES HE HAS! SO !!! i use some of the scrap to reinforce our defenses ELSEWHERE!! SEE?? SEE ??? "

he scurried over to reveal more of his proud accomplishments that is sure to up his esteem! Tank paddle bobbing as he quickly hopped, jodhpurs swaying .

the tank made a little " TADAH !! " sound, shooting small sparks from his holed digits.

His revitalized defenses were just piled up scrap clamming up one of the base's hallways like a beaver dam blocking a running river, except, instead of sticks, it was charred, deformed materials & a few shiny trinkets thrown in to liven up the ' barricade . '

" IMPENETRABLE !! JUST LIKE MY DECEPTICON SPIRIT! HOO-RAH!!

SEMPER FI!!! "

tank tail wagging, awaiting his praise .

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a new post by @ fxngerguns , aka

Demolisher ,

a notorious pede licker to Lord Megatron & Decepticon TattleTale of a Tank .

following : 1 million fake megatron accounts . & Starscream & Cyclonus . also HotShot, but only because they send each other pictures of their minicons being cute in their mini outfits they like to dress them up in like little dolls on the daily .

Followers : none, currently .

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❝ 0:25 he just walked in && is ALREADY bronf adorable! 😍😍 2;10 YASS! 3:53 that cute face he made 😍😍😘 4:21 'Can i curse?' LOL 😅😅 8:43 aww he is so sweet && adorable! 😍😍😍 9:37 😘😘😍 10:09 YAAASSSS!! 😍😍 11:03 he is such an amazing friend 😘😗😘 11:37 😍😍😍 12:03 i love the way he mocked that 😅😅😹😹 lol! 12:54 poor Megatron! 😂😂 he is so cute 😘😘 14:50 'DON'T DO DAT!' 😅😍 16:07 for some reason.. he seemed so sad there 💔🙁 16:25 that seemed pretty hard for him to answer 💔🙁 17:03 that shows how genuine he actually is! 💔😍 17:52 😹😹😹 18:09 but his pictures are adorable 😻 18:10 - ❞

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