Today’s Terrible Contracted Sebastian Name Suggestion is...
“Sebastian's name before that was something stupid like...”
Submitted by @ashes-to-space
Mod UT: I was curious, so I asked:
You mean from a previous contract? If so, please, please give us a set up for it... like time period and the main wish he had to fulfill. Hahahah 🤣
We chatted about it quite a bit, and here’s the gist of it, that I had gathered:
In Ancient Greece, a guy summons him for revenge because his wife left him for Zeus. “For whom?” “Zeus.” “By Satan’s name, I’m screami—” While making the terms of the contract, he asks the demon what his name is, and as usual, the demon says that’s for his new master to decide. The guy wracks his brains trying to come up with a name, but he’s distracted by his horse all-of-a-sudden puking. And... that’s the name that springs to mind. Barfamalue.
To make matters worse... many, many years later, the demon is summoned by that same guy’s great grandson. Idk... I guess the ordeal of seeing a demon show up is just too much for horses? Because while this one is trying to choose a name, his horse starts puking, too. The demon ends up with the name Barfalamu Caballo. When he hears the name, the demon just mutters to himself “Fuck”.