#demonicarchitect

[horriblehonk-blog]

"You are-- without a doubt-- the single most MAGNIFICENT creature I've ever laid eyes on. Now come on-- come to papa. Who's an adorable agent of chaos? YOU ARE! Yes you are!"

              huh.     you     ARE    an    adorable    agent    of    chaos,    aren’t     you?     you    love    the    way     the    praise    feels!     it    makes     you    strong,    doesn’t     it?    it    compels    you     to    commit    more    crime,    DOESN’T    it?     michael    can    understand    the    ELATION    one    gets    when    bad    is    caused!     you     know    this    to    be    true!    instead    of    words,    a    noise.     a    loud    one,    just    to    let   the    demon    know    just     how    horrible    you    truly    are!

                                        “—–HONK.”

[bestjanet]

@demonicarchitect //  ‘ get up . we’re going to save the world . ’

janet is already up, but that’s because she doesn’t technically sleep. so she bings herself into michael’s presence at the call --- lips purse to hide a blossoming smile. she loves this. adventure. she loves a lot of things, in fact. but adventure? especially one forged to save their friends? amazing. top notch. 10 out of 10, janet would ( and does ) recommend.        ❝ ready when you are, michael! ❞

[killswitched]

‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’

“if i “chill out” it just wouldn’t be the same. then what would you have to remember me by? see, you remember me, but i never really remember you.”

[killswitched]

@demonicarchitect / mini sc.

“I’m not crying.” Several golf balls hit the desk and bounce off and roll away onto the floor. “I’m not lying!” A golf club. “I am crying at a light drizzle.” 

[triangularus]

"A triangle? Ominous. I've got to say-- I've HEARD of your work and I'm quite the fan."

“EVERYONE’S HEARD OF ME, BABY! Some people just don’t know it yet.”

[arizonadirtbag-blog]

@demonicarchitect said:    "Human feelings are DISGUSTING-- I've got that-- I've got that ACHE in my-- in my HERE--" He gestured to his stomach. Michael had indeed spent too much time around these humans. He was adapting-- and getting a STOMACH ACHE like a certain ethics professor.

        ‘ oh no! ‘   eleanor placed a hand on her heart, feigning a simpering voice and a concerned face. it didn’t last long, though  ---  within a moment she was backsliding out of that sarcastic expression, moving into a little smile that underscored the very serious way michael was treating the situation.   ‘ that’s good, man. you’re working towards ethical goodness! feelings are a sign of success. you should ask chidi for advice on stomachaches, though. he’s a forkin’ expert on ‘em. ‘

[atramentotm]

"Alright-- let's see if this works." He rubbed his hands together, taking a cautious breath before calling out. "Janet?" Would his plot work? His GRAND experiment? A lot was riding on this-- he HAD to ensure the Janet functioned properly.

“Hi! I’m Janet.” 

Does Janet have any idea why she’s suddenly here? No, not yet. But here she is, with a bing! and an arrival.

“How can I help you?” 

[arizonadirtbag-blog]

jack-o-lantern   ---   a starter where our characters are carving pumpkins.

            she probably should have bought latex gloves for this, because scooping pumpkin guts out with her bare hands was proving truly nasty. she also probably could have asked janet to get them a pair of pumpkins that had already been scooped clean, but what was the fun in that? if she was going to give michael an honest-to-gen human halloween experience, she was going to give it to him pumpkin guts and all. whatever. they’d just wash their hands afterwards.

a juicy splat! echoed through the room as eleanor dropped a handful of seeds and pulp into the garbage can on the floor next to them.   ‘ did you pick out a pattern yet? ‘   she asked, turning towards michael. of course, eleanor had already picked the design for her pumpkin out of the book she’d gotten off the clearance rack of spirit halloween  ---  a black cat silhouetted against the full moon. what? don’t laugh. halloween was probably the only thing that brought out a desire for tradition in her.     /     @demonicarchitect​