#dencanons

[kaijudick]

nordic dancer au #1

ballerina Norway: lean, graceful, lots of endurance and flexibility, hardcore as hell. spins the doubters and ballet-haters into outer space without breaking a sweat. wears a lot of nebula-patterned leggings. still listens to obscenely loud death metal...but also chopin and violins.

[kaijudick]

#the answer is strategically placed pins#aph denmark#trust me on this#from an ex-ballerina OK BUT BALLERINA DEN

yOU MAKE A PRETTY GREAT POINT THERE 

its too late now im brainstorming a dancer!nordics au

[kaijudick]

my headcanon has always been that sweden is just an inch taller than denmark--and they never let it go. denmark gels his hair high to add height. sweden wears heeled boots. norway wants to kill them both. they are millennia old and they are still children

[kaijudick]

a roadside diner avengers AU where Clint still insists on carrying around a bow and arrow and climbing through vents, and Natasha weaponizes as much of her clothing and purse contents as possible, "just in case"

natasha has been banned from working the register and clint is not allowed near the trash chute, ever

[kaijudick]

Whenever people describe hawkeye as super tall or buff in fics or whatever I get confused because you don’t give your ranger (especially archers) all the crazy strength stats you give them dexterity and intelligence and special abilities like sneak and hide (which are hard if you’re huge btw)

Tldr Please support short Clint Barton

[kaijudick]

Aph Denmark does community theater pass it on

[kaijudick]

do you think netherlands and denmarks hair is overcompensation for their flat-as-a-board land? maybe their hair is the physical representation of thousands of windmills

[kaijudick]

i imagine the nordics all have really varied and hilarious tastes in transportation

norway the shameless rich kid has five fuel efficient and stylish sportscars and never lets anybody touch them on pain of pain. iceland of course sees this and buys like, a jeep or a hummer or something

sweden probably drives something embarrassing and practical like a honda civic or a volvo. nobody will carpool with him and he doesnt know why

finland owns 2 harleys and a convertible and he races people at stoplights

meanwhile, denmark owns exactly eight bicycles and one razor scooter and not a single motorized vehicle