#denephew

[and-a-stolen-object]

My friend told me this joke and I’ve just ran like the wind with it (I changed it a little - the punch line still works though):

*Kit is in hospital - she’s just given birth*

Doctor: Congratulations you’ve had twins, a boy and a girl. Now due to our updated system we needed names for your babies right away. However seen as you were passed out... and your husband was passed out, we had to ask your brother for the names.

Kit: Oh no not Jacques. This is not good at all. What did he call the girl?

Doctor: Denise

Kit: Oh that’s actually alright. And the boy?

Doctor: Denephew

Kit: Niece and nephew... I’m going to kill Jacques!

[bitchyhologramgladiator]

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He's two and still getting the hang of talking, but he knows who all the girls from fifth harmony are lol #5h #fifthharmony #workfromhome #pca #denephew #laurenjauregui #dinahjane #allybrooke #normanikordei (at Beth and Fefes House)

[mellojelly205]

#DeNiece & #DeNephew (at Dallas, Texas)

[mellojelly205]

#DeNiece & #DeNephew (at Dallas, Texas)

[gingersnap57]

Happy #NationalSiblingDay to my big teeter!!! She’s only gotten cooler this year (I give credit to the baby). Thanks for being awesome! I hit that sibling lottery. Love you, Teeter! #nationalsiblingday #shesthebest #ilovemysister #auntteeter #denephew #mysisterisbetterthanyours

[gingersnap57]

I can’t believe this kid is 10 months old today! Time flies when you’re having fun. #denephew #holdencharles #auntlifeisthebestlife #dasbaby

[gingersnap57]

I. CAN’T. WITH. THIS. FACE. This kid is so incredibly wonderful. #proudauntstatus #denephew #shouldbeagerberbaby #holdencharles

[henriete41]

#pregnancy #doctor #baby #babies #mother #brother #Denise #denephew #niece #nephew #ohmyyy