#deranged even

[beat-up-car]

hey so does anyone know what to do

like genuinely what are we supposed to do about this

[duploka]

GUYS.

THIS LANCE BUT FEM. FEM LANCE CAT DND THIEF. I NEED TO DRAW THIS

[breadlovr64]

#Ihatemygirlfriendcore

Here are my OC’s Layan, Luke, and Claude ><

Layan is 20 years of age and is currently in college to be a marine biologist. She’s very self conscious about her looks, often bullied about them when she was younger. Coincidentally, Claude happened to be one of her bullies growing up. She had always had a crush on him, and took his bullying as a sign of him liking her. She was a victim to the saying, “boys will be boys.” One time she overheard Claude talking about his dream girl, being one with blonde hair and blue eyes. She took that into a count when she graduated high school, and now looks like this! After she got rejected, she questioned if Claude had even liked girls in the first place, and him with his fragile masculinity, of course said yes. So as of right now, they’re both dating. Even if it is slightly one sided….

Layan absolutely loathes Luke and everything about him. She thinks that he takes the attention away from her. She threatened to run him over with her car multiple times but Luke never takes it seriously, because well, he doesn’t take anything seriously. And also she can’t even drive.

Now for Claude.. he’s always been hotheaded ever since he was younger. Lost his eye in an incident with his dad, and he can’t see out of it anymore. He has two best friends, Luke and Zaire. He was born with a “weird looking” birth mark, which makes it look like he has scars on his face. Him and Luke are always together, even contemplating living together. Claude deals with a lot of internalized homophobia, mostly because of his family, which causes him to lash out a lot when even breathing near anything “gay” or girly”. He’s had a crush on Luke for as long as he can remember, but he genuinely thinks that it’s because his brain registers Luke as a girl. He’s far from it. When Layan asked him out, he didn’t even recognize her at first, and only knew it was her because of her “weird” behaviors, like stuttering or picking with her nails. He has no clue why she even likes him in the first place, but he uses her as a decoy for everyone around them, to set in stone that he in fact is not gay, and likes hot girls. Luke often “flirts” with him and he absolutely loses his mind over it, often hitting and or trying to stab him. Overall he’s just not a good person at all, and makes it everyone else’s problem.

Luke is definitely interesting. He’s a natural blonde, but always dyes his hair a darker color, which leaves it to be choppy everywhere. He knew Claude ever since they were in middle school, and they’ve been friends since. He also knew Layan since middle school from afar. He always noticed her antics toward Claude, watching get into fights, secretly following him home, and purposely trying to get bullied by him. He also saw Zaire get heart broken from her, after they broke up during Valentine’s Day in high-school, because she was finally going to confess to Claude. (She never did.) He’s always been pretty obvious with his crush on Claude, and tries to break him out his shell once in a while. He knew for a fact Claude also liked him back when Luke got a boyfriend during sophomore year. The poor kid almost ended their life because of Claude’s relentless antics towards them. Overall, he’s worried about what the future has to offer for Claude and Layan, because he knows what she’s capable of.

More content of them coming soon ><

[dapper-lil-arts]

Celebrating the finale of the fic i wrote, The Princess and the Peasant! Rarijack heaven, I'm so glad to have completed it. If you're a big fan of this ship like i am; i recommend giving the first chapters a try!

Honestly one of the funnest things i've ever written, and i'm glad I finished it; Here's to love!

[beeliveee]

Wait- headcanons?? Any particularly silly ones for a certain bald Swedish fella? The more deranged, the better.

Wolfie!! The Swedish crazy guy!! I like him a lot he is very silly and very special to me, have some headcanons kind person 🫴

Headcanons:

Wolf can quite literally ONLY play shooter games, you can try, but you cant get him to play anything else, also despises puzzle games

He has the shittiest posture you’ve ever seen

Wolf isn’t exactly the best with expressing himself verbally, let alone expressing affection in words, so he’s physically affectionate instead

We know he sleepwalks, but I like to think he sleeptalks too, specifically like the “who did I just wheat?” guy (credits to @sleepyeller on tiktok)

Wolf never actually planned on going on the dancefloor until Bain mentioned it, had to resist himself until the end of the heist

On that note, Bain only mentioned it because Wolf took a dance class once just for fun before becoming a heister (he does know everything about everyone so it makes sense)

Dance Dance Revolution enjoyer

His body type is somewhat chubby but also muscular? Please tell me you understand what I’m saying

Never smoked before, only picked up smoking after joining the gang, simply because he saw the others doing it, still doesn’t do it too often though

Before leaving his family behind to pursue a life of crime, he had a wife, a young daughter and a younger son

Every once in a while he cooks traditional Swedish cuisine for the other heisters to try, sometimes they love it, other times… not so much

Out of all the foreigners within the gang, Wolf’s the most fluent in english

[azuriatheshadow]

Guys need help developing this brand new au concept in my head. Give me around 9 team captains that you want to see in a zombie apocalypse. The ones who are repeated the most would be chosen.

[johnbottoms]

remains one of the most ill things ever written. like sick

[raiiinydrawz]

Bsd oc

Thwyre named after the author of the Shadow Of The Fox Trilogy, Julie Kagawa . Their ability . Is shadow of the fox.

If in a dark enough space, they are able to temporarily turn themself into a fox to make a quick escape from any situation. At night this is a powerful ability as they are also able to create a decoy if in danger. In the daytime, their ability is practically useless unless in an particularly dark alleyway.