Sep 23, 2017
And happy 1st Birthday Marnzie Bear! Love you, you big derpus #dogsofinstagram #shepardsofinstagram #cocaspromise #adoptdontshop #derpdederp #happybirthday
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And happy 1st Birthday Marnzie Bear! Love you, you big derpus #dogsofinstagram #shepardsofinstagram #cocaspromise #adoptdontshop #derpdederp #happybirthday
derpdederp replied to your post: River
Dude, this was exactly my first night in Malta on the rocky beaches there, with the waves being huge and powerful. You described that feeling I had perfectly.
Malta must have been sooo gorgeous, all your photos from that trip were just phenomenal. I am dying to travel around the Mediterranean!
It’s probably due a little bit to my family’s background, but I have a strong pull to bodies of water. A lot of writing from Newfoundland and Portugal really captures the reverence people have for the ocean when they live and work on it. Fados are not my favourite Portuguese music to listen to, they are very somber and traditional, but the history of thousands of men dying at the hand of the ocean, spending years working in the middle of the world alone, you hear the fear in every vibrato. I think I have salt water in my blood.
derpdederp replied to your post: There was this gorgeous girl in line in front of...
“Jamaican me horny, girl.”
L M F A O nooooo. I honestly would have never gotten up the guts to hit on her anyways. She was so beautiful every dude in the place had to go up to her and talk to her just to talk to her you know? I felt bad all these random dudes was trying to chat her when she was baked and just wanted some chicken and patties lol. I also have ABSOLUTELY ZERO game when it comes to hitting on women even though I’ve been out so long.
derpdederp replied to your post: At my physical before they let me change into the...
I always wear a bra to the doctors. But only to the doctors. Nowhere else.
Modesty is important, you know, especially when they’re gonna stick a speculum in you 10 minutes later. Can’t let the doctor get away with seeing everything without buying me dinner!! Also, stop rubbing it in that you are fuller breasted than me :’(
derpdederp replied to your post: One of my favourite parts of Catholic school was...
“Yeah, I’ll take care of your family bud…WITH MA DICK”
LMFAO! Exactly!! I can’t even remember the way they worded it, but Catholic school and he is a very beloved writer, so they tried to make it sound nice or whatever, buuuut, I was laughing hysterically and my teacher couldn’t even be mad she was totally thinking “yep, that is totally not what Paddy meant”
derpdederp replied to your post: to the guys cutting down the tree outside
Cutting down trees obviously
And obviously you must be working for them. How dare you disturb my beauty sleep!?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that my best friend has officially found her true talent. @0hheyyv #lmfao #sotalented #sugarhigh #ijustcant #weirdo #derpdederp #shefoundherwings
Decided to redo the psycho pass scan... son goku's Crime Coefficient: 9001; Lethal Eliminator enabled. Carefully shoot and kill the target. I have to say it. IT'S OVER 9,000!!! XD