#derpjenderp

[brandingbrando]

WHY DOES VANILLA EICE HAVE A BULGE THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL

He holds all his homosexual desires for Dio in there

[brandingbrando]

ALL THESE HOT DIOS PLEASE ME

i cannot help you friend

because i too am drowning in hot dios

someone call FOR HELP

[johnentwistle]

derpjenderp replied to your post:derpjenderp liked your photo:ssohdoherty: if you...

ur under arrest

i really should be

[johnentwistle]

derpjenderp liked your photo:ssohdoherty: if you didnt think i was going to...

jen i can explain

[ittybittyblondie25]

jenny the snorlax took your hat and ate your cookies. Im sorry my friend.

[johnentwistle]

derpjenderp replied to your photo:hi im trying to get reacquainted with paint tool...

a very detailed portrait of me

ok

[sharkielle-blog]

im a super awesome one eyed one horned flying purple people eater wearin a itty bitty yellow polka dotted bikini

Je suis un super, un-œil, une corne, personne mauve volante qui mange des personnes, portant un tout petit bikini jaune et picoté 

[herbal-apparatus]

random numbrs (guitar strum) 2,5,6,3,17,28,45,50,55

[[ROCKIN GUITAR SOLO]] random answers

2: Age - 16, almost 17 now.3: 3 Fears - Needles, the act of being left alone and loud noises.5: 4 turns on - uhhh suits, whispering (it's hard to explain.), being open to new ideas?? and i guess innuendos are pretty fun..6: 4 turns off - close mindedness, starting arguements on purpose, mistreatment of people in general and also lack of empathy/sympathy17: Favorite food - i really like salads i suppose, though i don't have anything specific in mind..28: Favorite movie - i don't watch movies much...(but pokemon heroes is kickass okay thank)45: Where am I right now? - in my room, on the computer.50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - almost everything. we're basically like self-proclaimed siblings so it's cool??? also, i can tell my actual brother almost everything. (as far as everything everything like....EVERYthing, I don't think I can tell anyone but like...one person who's a girl. uwu;;)55: What is something I disliked about today? - It's morning so there's not much that's happened BUT IT IS SUNDAY AND THAT MEANS SCHOOL.....(also mom woke up a bit disgruntled and dad cut his hand while cleaning out the pool so u_u!!)