#dersedashagent

[sugarstarlights]

@archagentis cont. from here

You didn’t know why you were in a closet with a guy you pissed off months ago. Last time you were in a closet with someone it was where you lived and you nearly died, but at least that was your closet. Hell, you weren’t even entirely sure what he was. Or where you were. Where are you, exactly?

You’re drumming your fingers on the sides of the chair, arms stiff, and ignoring the bowl of black licorice. You don’t even like black licorice. Not that you’re going to take food from a stranger. Was it even possible to tell if black licorice was poisoned? Nasty enough to drown out the taste.

“I’ll pass. Maybe on the talking too.” You aren’t sure if it’s worse or better to have him staring at you in silence with that freaky smile. What sharp teeth he has. The better to rip your throat out with, probably.

[specterebus]

This mcmotherfucker won’t leave our yard he tried to eat my staff so I got him a tree apparently it’s one of the anons bugging @derse-agent ‘s fault

[yetdarkerstill]

@derse-agent thats gay

[quartergun-blog]

@derse-agent said: "Same hat" Ja, looks like neither of us are getting any sleep. I should be resting, but I just haven't been able to sleep no matter how hard I try to.

[dersiteking-blog]

@derse-agent liked for a starter You're busy fiddling with a transportalizer you happened across, adjusting the dials and coordinates to see what scenes pop up on the little preview screen. A soldier cowering in a corner in one place, a regulator somewhere-or some/when/- ticketing an illegally parked vehicle, and various peeks from other timelines you don't quite care for. However, one particular sight catches your attention, and you have to do a double-take. The brilliant purple of the throne room back on Derse greets you, and you find yourself gawking at the transportalizer screen. That's it, that's home. You know the Derse you belong to is long-gone, but you feel an irresistible urge to hit the send button on the device and see your beloved home planet one more time. You've missed it for so long. So you do just that. Next thing you know, you're standing in the throne room, feeling at ease in the familiarity of your surroundings. Not exactly the Derse you came from, not your timeline, but still Derse. Still home. You start to walk in a wide circle around the throne room, observing every detail you possibly can. You don't know that you'll ever get this chance again. You want to memorize every inch of the throne room, though you know you can't. However, a particular detail you fail to notice, is one of the four Agents passing by.

[pasttrails-blog]

@derse-agent @boredoutofmy-mind @jeopardy-analyzing three more followers already? damn. a good number though heya im trace im third of the felt so on so forth who and how are ya

[rammeup-blog]

@derse-agent started following you

and they just keep coming and they wont stop coming fed to the rules and i hit the ground running

[specterebus]

@derse-agent @derse-agent answer the ding damn question