#deseo-de-poder

[thedemonkingganon]

Bowser: Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

“Perhaps the wall should be a sign I want some privacy.” 

[bowserworlduniverse]

@deseo-de-poder(@Bowser)

“Oh. Weeeeell, dude, I think you could try to go around the Mushroom Kingdom find those ‘strange’ wrap pipes that took you here. But, you know, I REALLY don’t know how these pipes do this kind of things. They had been acting weird by bringing me into these alternate universes, kinda like what just happened to you right now!" The heroic Koopa said, chuckling. One thing just taking your casual scroll until something less casual popped right up in front of you.

Bowser had met these kinds of 'evil alternates' himself so he knows what he getting himself into. Besides, It not like this other faker him is any different than other Bowser he had met.

"But, don't worry, dude! Because I'm pretty sure you can find one around here somewhere. If you can't, you trapped here. That's, you know, bad. Heh.”

No, Bowser it is not the right place and the right time to act like this right now.

[darktolightshade-blog]

Ganondorf: Why are you bleeding?

A pause. Casper had meant for this to go smoothly, but nothing goes according to plan with him, does it?

His arm is cut from fighting a large moblin during training, and thankfully his tunic was black... But nothing slipped by master it seemed. He shook fearfully in ganondorf’s presence, hoping to be let off with a warning instead of another beating.

“I-I-I-I-’m sorry m-m-m-master! I w-w-went out of my l-l-l-league!”

[myspiritforasword]

FMK Daphness, Rauru, Ruto

Marry, fuck, kill. Send me three names

Fi is getting very disturbed by the names she’s being sent.  “Kill Rauru, sleep with Daphnes, marry Ruto.”

[myspiritforasword]

FMK Ganondorf, Ghirahim, Zant

Marry, fuck, kill. Send me three names

“Kill Ganondorf, sleep with Zant, marry Ghirahim.”

[myspiritforasword]

Headcanon about her reproductive system( I know I´m getting closer to the answer)

Tell me what you want me to write a headcanon (or more headcanons) about! Let me know what part of my Muse interests you.

((Unfortunately no

Fi doesn’t have a reproductive system anymore.  Not one that functions as one anyway.  Sex is still a thing, she just can’t get pregnant (or lactate, or have a period).  Kinda hard to manage having a baby when you’re made of metal.))

[myspiritforasword]

What about her ideal partner?

Tell me what you want me to write a headcanon (or more headcanons) about! Let me know what part of my Muse interests you.

((nope

She actually doesn’t have one really.  As long as she gets along with someone and finds them attractive there’s not really all that much she expects out of a partner?  Like.  Good communication or being willing to let her drag them into more difficult conversations is really her highest priority there tbh.  Odds are if you can get along with Fi you have a decent chance of being able to date her too.))

[myspiritforasword]

What´s her favorite passtime? (for the headcanon meme)

Tell me what you want me to write a headcanon (or more headcanons) about! Let me know what part of my Muse interests you.

((Dancing of any kind.  Its what she planned to do as a career before the war started and she still does it whenever she’s not busy with other things.  Her favorite is pointe but because she’s so floaty a lot of moves that are normally associated with ice dancing tend to get mixed in to add an extra level of challenge.  At this point she’s scary good about every kind of dance out there though and she picks that shit up fast.))