“ you people really don’t do subtle, do you? ” he was almost impressed, actually. there was hiding in plain sight and then there was… going all in with the hammer horror thing. it was certainly a choice. but he supposed he couldn’t much argue with it. after all, they were a helluva lot older than he was and they’d made it this long… somehow… he looked back at her, an amused smirk on his lips. “ seriously, nobody’s figured you out yet? i should get your secret, but i’m almost afraid to ask… ” // @hemovoria liked for a starter!
❝ a few humans here and there have figured it out ------ but we just kill and eat them when they do... it’s not really all that difficult. they are very , very , slow and often veryveryvery stupid. ❞ they’ve been a lot more careful since europe , operating only under cover of night & picking their prey wisely... sometimes. ❝ the better question here is why do you skulk around like this ? don’t you get tired and bored of it ? ❞