#hyelo

[ncnorocit]

y'aaall can u believe i logged in here lmao i can't

[hemovoria]

@deservedeath​.

        “ you people really don’t do subtle, do you? ”   he was almost impressed, actually. there was hiding in plain sight and then there was… going all in with the hammer horror thing. it was certainly a choice. but he supposed he couldn’t much argue with it. after all, they were a helluva lot older than he was and they’d made it this long… somehow… he looked back at her, an amused smirk on his lips.    “ seriously, nobody’s figured you out yet? i should get your secret, but i’m almost afraid to ask…  ”    //     @hemovoria​ liked for a starter!

❝ a few humans here and there have figured it out  ------  but we just kill and eat them when they do...    it’s not really all that difficult.     they are very ,  very ,   slow and often veryveryvery   stupid. ❞          they’ve been a lot more careful since europe ,  operating only under cover of night  &  picking their prey wisely...     sometimes.          ❝ the better question here is why do you skulk around like this ?     don’t you get tired and bored of it ? ❞          

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