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Me: Baby I’m pooping, why must you be in my lap right now.
Leeloo: *The saddest eyes of any creature*
Me: *tiny sigh*
Me: come here then
Leeloo: *pauses as if she isn’t hungry for that lap*
Me: *quietly* come on.
Leeloo: *graciously accepts lap with barely concealed desperation*
Me: *quietly* I know.













