#desperate guys

[xbox-nun]

I crossed my fingers but

I didn't beg

Cuz I knew you knew

I knew you knew I liked you

[cow4u]

was at a party talking to this butch about her long distance relationship and im like....wow....where is my wife i can make pickles for and have rugs from craigslist we scatter thru the house, and like uh uh uh have a claw foot bathtub cus those are hard to find in cheap rentals and maybe like also i get pussy sometime because guys........ i live in a really gay city and still have no bitches.

[icharchivist]

I watched 10 eps of hxh yesterday with friends and I want to watch it again help.

[losangeleslovesyou]

THE FAINT : DESPERATE GUYS

[theeryanleflare]

I knew you knew, i liked you, i knew you knew that.

[drumminrapunzel]

That Moment When....

Someone From High School Contacts You Telling You How Hot You've Gotten And Wanting To Hookup But, Then You Tell Them You Aren't Single And They Suddenly Disappear....

[shoegazegf420]

People posting super ratchet sexual memes on Instagram make me just go: 😐😂😷😳

Like yeah. No one cares If you're horny Because no one On IG is going To fuck you. Okay? 🙅🙅 So stop Looking Desperate.

[nicotinarian]

I honestly never had any respect for guys who couldn't net any girls their age or older, they had to stoop to chasing younger girls. Dudes, if you're so desperate to get attached why not just go to a nursery grab a female baby, and raise her to be your wife