#destikiel

[antivancoffeelover]

i wrote a destekiel meta thing and i'm linking it here since i can't, for some reason, tag any of my asks right now

[forkingspooner]

I wasn't going to ship Dean/Cas/Ezekiel but like... Yes.  This is a thing that's happening. 

[antivancoffeelover]

Hi! I was wondering what headcanons you have for Destekiel? (you got me shipping it and now I have a desperate need~)

ezekiel and cas take time between hunts and research to teach dean enochian

ezekiel is secretly ticklish, castiel likes to touch his tickle spots and pretend like it's nothing. dean shakes his head and mutters about babies in trenchcoats

cas and zeke talk about dean's soul in enochian all the time, ezekiel tells cas what it looks like at any given time since cas can't see it anymore

dean tries to teach cas and zeke slang and pop culture, both of them just stare blankly and pretend for dean's sake. eventually they can at least catch his references, even if they don't quite understand the humor

ezekiel and cas have different fighting styles, cas being more down and dirty, doing anything to win, whereas ezekiel fights more directly (dean calls cas a ninja and ezekiel a knight). they take turns giving both dean and sam lessons in technique and tactics

castiel is more skilled with warding and complex magics and keeps dean up to date with them, ezekiel acting as a willing guinea pig to see how well dean's done

dean teaches cas to cook, and while he stumbles a bit at first he takes to it rather well. when they first offer food to ezekiel he responds by saying, "i do not require food, but i wouldn't forsake the pleasure."

the first time ezekiel experiences true lust, he's overwhelmed by it and pins castiel to the end of a bookshelf. cas responds rather ravenously and it's only when dean walks in on them that they pause.

dean coughs and makes to leave, but ezekiel dashes over and grabs him, "would you care to partake?"

dean coughs and laughs a bit, "man we gotta work on your dirty talk."

sam and kevin scream at them to leave some kind of warning next time the three of them are gonna go at it. dean buys a bigger bed

ezekiel is a total switch, he'll care for them the same way dean does, directing and leading, but he'll also yield and allow himself to simply be held and taken care of.

cas is a switch, too, but he's a bit more aggressive as a sub, begging and vocal. as a dom he's quiet and reverent.

dean doesn't sub often, more content to take care of both of them, but when he does he comes away breathless and fulfilled. when he doms he whispers to them, mostly in english, reassuring them and sometimes teasing when he does something they like. his biggest goal most times to get ezekiel to make some noise and to get cas to revert to enochian

both castiel and dean enjoy seeing the manifestations of ezekiel's grace. at first it makes castiel sad and wistful, but he learns to be grateful to have this at least. ezekiel gives them both a piece of his grace, which they both refuse the first time, but when he becomes clear that ezekiel won't take it back, they accept. castiel wears his as a pendant and dean within a bracelet. it looks like the purest platinum with undertones of blue.

dean enjoys taking pictures of cas and ezekiel walking around naked, because when they're alone in the bunker the three of them tend to just let loose (it takes dean a while, but he eventually joins in)

they shower together and dean likes to shape cas' hair into a mohawk, then complains that zeke's hair isn't long enough to make a good one. ezekiel shapes the water and suds into different shapes and animates them (sometimes to do really naughty things heheeh)

okay i have homework to do i need to stop there