#destroyhorse

[apocalypsegay]

ok heres my important gay pirate thoughts your tags reminded me. i dont necessarily think izzy is homophobic in like an “ew men” way but i DO think he would put No Femmes on his discrete grindr profile

YEAH THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAOOO izzy said masc4masc and only if your conflict resolution is making me eat my own toes

[sandpapersnowman]

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[charaznablescanontoyota]

@destroyhorse replied to your post “dude what if i committed to actually using tumblr again”

HI

HI!!!!!!!!!!

[beesmygod]

destroyhorse replied to your post “You ever find yourself feeling nostalgic for Nevada, remembering days...”

thats all night exactly what i miss about nv too... when i first moved out to california the cvs by my new place closed at like 10 and i had no idea there were drugstores that WERENT 247

i was LEGITIMATELY fucked up to discover i couldnt just get chinese food whenever i wanted when i moved to oregon and things closed at like 9pm

[clown-femme]

PENELOPE

pea head

 Full Name: Penelope Sagebrush "Pea Shooter" Montez 

Gender and Sexuality: Cis girl, pansexual 

Pronouns: she/her 

Ethnicity/Species: Mexican American 

 Birthplace and Birthdate: Depends heavily on the AU, usually either in SoCal or Las Vegas. no idea her birthday because i’m so bad at giving my ocs birthdays. 

Guilty Pleasures: Penelope considers very few of her pleasures to be 'guilty' and is in fact pretty proud of all of them, but I'd say "genuine romance and affection" counts as one for her. 

 Phobias: Being trapped or restrained, physically or metaphorically 

 What They Would Be Famous For: in modern verses probably social media stuff where she dances well on tiktok while covered in snakes and lizards and is also pretty funny. she probably does funny reaction videos while mildly high. 

 What They Would Get Arrested For: Petty theft i guess? 

 OC You Ship Them With: none of my own, but I ship her with Nat's character Mike :^) but i'm also open to multi-shipping so like, step right up folks. 

 OC Most Likely To Murder Them: ??? i don't know, she was murdered in an RP but that was via a serial killer so it wasn't anything personal. She doesn't have beef like that. 

 Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Fun, usually comedic romps, especially ones prominently featuring women 

 Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Miscommunication plots 

 Talents and/or Powers: She's a great dancer, and in her og fallout nv verse she's a sharpshooter. she's also preternaturally lucky. 

 Why Someone Might Love Them: Penelope is a rowdy, fun loving lady, who doesn't take herself too seriously. In some verses she can turn into a dinosaur. Her color palettes are bright pinks, blues, and yellowy oranges with desert themes. People love that shit. 

 Why Someone Might Hate Them: She curses a lot, sometimes doesn't take the right things seriously, can be a bit too forward, intentionally pronounces things wrong for her own amusement (but to others annoyance) 

 How They Change: To summarize it in two words: she matures. She always starts as an energetic, youthful young woman in her early 20s, who only does things for the hell of it; her motivations are "would this be funny" or "would this benefit me in some way." I don't think Pea is childish at all, but her spirit is supposed to exemplify the friendly, carefree, warmth of summer (this is part of why i always draw her with sunglasses). In my head her eventual arcs are always that she 'grows up' in a way, mellowing out and finding out that being attached isn't a character flaw and helping people is dope as fuck. In fallout related verses it becomes her personal goal to rescue kids (especially girls) from bad home situations and keep them along with her until they're old enough to set out on their own too alongside her own eventual daughter, Strawberry. In modern/non fallout verses i know that once her daughter gets a little bigger she gets a trailer - a home that lets her stay on the move- and sometimes fosters kids (but in her own sort of loose way where she just picks 'em up off the ground, metaphorically speaking). 

 Why You Love Them: i love to write Pea! It's fun to explore her character growth and meet her eventual goal of maturing.

[heedra]

destroyhorse replied to your post: ive never met an ‘everyone should morally go...

& my favorite, the rarer but still Extremely racist “well its okay for them to do it because they dont know any better :^)”

one time i was trying to like...talk thru my coworker’s logic with him to see if i could like make him realize how weird his talking points were and this white-dreadlocks ‘can afford to smoke huge amounts of weed in this economy’ californian, ‘i want to write a book on christianizing yoga’ motherfucker straight up told me ‘well, not all cultural practices are good’ and then compared Masai cattle herding to genital mutilation and it took every ounce of restraint in my body to not throttle him then and there

[pookie02]

destroyhorse replied to your post: the governor just banned public gatherings with...

i wonder if you could open a charge dispute with ur bank/credit card company if they wont refund.. especially considering its out of your control. i was able to do that when my megabus wouldnt refund me my return trip despite cancelling my first bus back in like december

I was wondering aobut this, but it actually looks like foxwoods is refunding people once the shows are officially cancelled. I guess I just need to wait for them to pull the plug and I might get it back after all

[clown-femme]

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⇧ - Character you’d most like to be friends with?

Speedwagon, I want him to be my nice gay uncle. 

۞ - Part you would beg Araki to change?

HOOF........ WHERE TO FUCKIN START BUDDY......... but i think i’d change the ending of part 6. you don’t gotta reset the universe like that. also give dio a daughter you coward.