#detective-smartass

[fauxxy]

this is getting out of hand

[alittlefoxxy]

I henceforth dub you Queen of the Gourd Horde, Self.

why thank u very much self

[gourgxist]

tagged

by ohmydaryl (u don't have to read past this unless ur tagged or care about my answers)

rule one: post the rules

rule two: answer the 11 questions asked then make 11 new ones

rule three: tag 11 people and link them to this post

rule four: let them know you tagged them

Questions I had to answer:

What if you had a Million Dollars for just 1 hour. What would you spend that money on?

Fandom meeeeeerch, a car probably, a wii u, games I want, and then probably tons of random shit bc hey I only have it for an hour and I'm a compulsive buyer 

If you could be in any t.v show. What show and episode would you want to be in, and why?

Hmm... that's a tough one. No supernatural bc I would probably join the ones who get killed in the first 5 minutes. Maybe Avatar: TLA? It would be soooo cool to control the elements. It's like something I've always wanted to do. (I'd probably be an airbender btw or water) or pokemon because being a trainer would be badass yo. And then part of me says House MD because House is like one of my favorite characters ever?? like he's amazing and being in that show would be exciting somehow idk

If you could shape-shift into any animal what would it be?

Peeeeeenguuuuuuiiiin 

What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?

Sleep or cuddle up in some blankets and marathon shows on netflix

Are you more adventurous or timid? 

It really depends on the situation and who I'm with

If you were given the chance to skydive into your graduation would you?

yes even though im deathly afraid of heights and would probably be crying on the way down

Which celebrate would you stalk?

I'm guessing this means celebrity? I wouldn't stalk any of them. I think invading their privacy is rude and I don't want anyone I admire to think I'm creepy.

Who is your favorite book character and why?

Uhhh.... A lot of book characters I've seen are a lot alike really. I liked Alaska from Looking for Alaska and I also like Margo from Paper Towns. 

Name 5 movies you would never recommend to any friends or relatives? 

spork, sharnado, tappy toes, some awful western i watched once, and some movie my friend made me watch where a teacher and a student hooked up 

What did do dream of doing when you were 5 years old.

I wanted to be the person who drives the ice-cream truck, a firefighter, a doctor, a marine biologist, a chef, a policeman, and a lifeguard (i was an indecisive 5 year old ok)

If you could get away with any crime. What crime would you commit and why?

Robbery bc cash is nice

My questions:

**If you do this please reply to the fanmail I sent with a link to the answers thank**

If you could go into any video game, which one would you go into?

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of you life, what would it be?

If you were asked to describe yourself with a song, what song would it be?

How long have you had your tumblr? 

Do you want to have kids later in life? Why or why not?

How would you like to be remembered?

Would you consider yourself introverted or extroverted? 

If happiness was national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

Do you think any kind of afterlife exists?

If you could keep any animal as a pet, what would you keep?

Describe your current mood with a color.

People I'm tagging:

thefaultinourtribbles

detective-smartass

noroark

killerfreakshow

castielyousonofabitch

heaven-waits-for-you

destiel-is-my-otp

idgetslikedestiel

pineapplethatisall

endermisha

dancinginpurgatory

[ask--0103]

wow 103 that's some pretty cool equipment you got there. musta cost you an arm and a leg (¬‿¬)

I only need one leg to kick your ass, holmes. 

[krisadilli]

detective-smartass said: yes

noted

[krisadilli]

direwolveshowl answered: direwolveshowl.tumblr.c… this post does it well still confused

pandorasplaceofihavenoidea answered: let me tell you about homestuckhttp://www.mspaintadventures.com/ still still confused

detective-smartass reblogged this from krisadilli and added:

a young man stands alone in his room. fire explosions meteors bad guys knives time travel aliens giant snakes having sex he has already arrived NOTHING MAKES ONE LICK OF SENSE. you’re welcome still confused. am i supposed to be confused?

[gourgxist]

I've been tagged

The Rules:

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person that tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

 If you could exchange lives with anyone in the world (celebrity or not) who would it be?

The richest person in the world because who wouldn't want to have all that cash am i right

all the fandom merch and food and movies in the world would be mine

If you were the lead writer of your favourite fandom for one series/season, what would the story arc be?

hmm well first off my favorite fandom is spn. and because I'm a masochist I'd love it if there could be a spin-off AU sort of thing where they did Twist and Shout as an alternate season or something ahhh that would complete me

either that or do something involving the greek gods, something different from the heaven/hell/purgatory stuff they're used to.

If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would it be?

I'd really like a penguin or a giant tortoise, ooh ooh or maybe one of those huge fluffy artic rabbits or maybe a lemur or a pika. gah I like too many exotic animals to choose one

Tell me about the time that you were the happiest in your life so far.

I have no idea when I was at my happiest. Though I hated middle school, I think I'd have to say probably around 7th grade-ish? It's when I was closest to all my friends and was a pretty great year in general for me

 Think about the future. What could possibly happen to make you even happier than you were then?

If I get into a good college a pursue a career that I'll enjoy while still keeping in touch with all of my good friends, and meeting my online friends in real life

How would you react if you were on your deathbed and started to regenerate?

I haven't seen much Doctor Who, but I'm pretty sure regenerate basically means coming back to life I think? I'd probably be happy, because you know, not dying and all.

You wake up in a dark room in the middle of nowhere, no doors, no windows, no possible way to get out, just a mobile phone. There is enough battery life to make 1 phone call that can last no longer than a minute. Who do you phone and what do you say?

I'd call the winchesters cus they could probably figure out a way to get me out of there

if i can't call them then probably my family so at least they'd know what's going on with me, and tell them if I don't get out then tell me friends and especially my online friends what's going on

What is something you really want to say to someone right now, and why haven’t you said it to them?

There isn't anything really that I can think of. 

You can bring 5 celebrities back from the dead. Who do you choose?

uh well there's not really any celebrities that I really care for that have died, so that makes it sorta hard for me, all of my favorite celebrities are alive

If you could live the rest of your life in a fictional world, what would it be?

Either Pokemon's world or Avatar: The Last Airbender's world.

don't get me wrong supernatural is amazing an all but I doubt I would last three days however much I'd like to believe I could be a badass hunter

After 10 questions to really make you think, I’ll end on an easy one. What is your name?

Kourtney

My questions for you: 

1. Who is your inspiration in life, and why?

2. What are you hobbies, and why do you like doing them?

3. You wake up stranded on a deserted island with a one month food supply and a life raft. If you could choose to have one person to be with you to keep you company while you try to get make it back to society, then who would it be? 

4. You have the option to spend the day with a fictional character of your choice. Who would it be and how would you spend it? 

5. If you could have any superpower in the world, what power would you choose to have?

6. If you could change anything about the world, what would it be?

7. You have the ability to make any OTP canon with the snap of your fingers. But you can only choose one. What ship would you make canon? 

8. You wake up in a dark room, illuminated only by a small lantern sitting in the center. You hear the scream of you bestfriend on the other side of the door. When you get up to go rescue them, you hear the same bestfriend shush you loudly. When you turn you head, you see her/him huddled in the corner. "They're trying to trick you!" he/she says. "If you go out there, they'll kill you. That's not me!" Meanwhile outside the room, you hear another blood-curdling scream for help. What do you do? 

9. You just won a million dollars. How do you spend it? 

10. You have the ability to ressurect one person or animal. Who do you bring back to life?

11. If you could turn any of your favorite books into a movie, what book would you choose?

Alright well if you're tagged in this, then you're either my friend or you're one of my top blogs on the crush thing so congrats for u 

1) insertpsychreference

2) detective-smartass

3) noroark

4) sherlawkward

5) alltheangelsaredead

6) robertdowneywhoniur

7) castielyousonofabitch

8) thisis-my-note

9) birdismostdefinitelytheword 

10) deans-chevy-impala

11) that-black-dream

[waddupwilllll]

SHE SUFFERS FROM DEPRESSION AND SHE NEEDS FRIENDS THAT CARE

plus she'sa hottie with a body