for the send me a ship thing: Ava and james but also our foursome.
Yes. Please talk to me about my OCs. I will never not be ready to talk about them.
Comes home drunk - They would only ever come home drunk together tbh, though Ava would most likely be more drunkTops in bed - ………..Ava?Does the laundry - They both wouldCleans the mess - Ava because she’s used to living alone and just cleaning up as she went along, unless its her art. Then she leaves shit everywhere. “Its part of the process James.” “No, this is madness.”Leaves a mess - Neither of them are particularly messy but James does get forgetful sometimes when he is really stressed or enthralled in research and Ava well…see above.Throws food at the other - AvaSpins around in the squeaky chair - AvaGets jealous easiest - …James probably. He doesn’t like the feeling but sometimes he sees Ava getting on so well with everyone and how seamlessly she mixes with everyone while he can barely manage to regularly socialize with the four (five if you could his sister) friends he hasCuddles the other - Ava, though James will instigate it if he thinks she really needs it or if he really needs itFeeds the pets - They both do but Ava is more likely to remember because they can-and will-literally tell her “yo we want food”Cooks the meals - Whoever is home first and not busySpends the longest time getting ready - Neither of them take very long unless they are being primped by someone else for some important event. Then Ava probably takes longer because she will not stop fidgeting and dear god how much hair do you haveAnd who spends the most money - James. Ava never unlearned pinching pennies
The Foursome (River x Brandon x Stephanie x Cassie):
Comes home drunk - River and Brandon. They would challenge each other to some stupid drinking game and George would have to haul their wasted asses home. Poor George.Tops in bed - They all like to mix it up tbhDoes the laundry - BrandonCleans the mess - Cassie. She hates messes so. much. But she doesn’t let the others slack off either. She’s a General, there is no slacking off with her around.Leaves a mess - River and Stephanie are the worst offenders but even they aren’t super bad (thank u cas) Throws food at the other - River and Brandon would do it to each other all the time. Stephanie would do it to instigate fights with River. He’s not willing to throw it back at her unless he knows he has an opening to run.Spins around in the squeaky chair - Cassie or Brandon. River sometimes.Gets jealous easiest - Brandon hates this but its him. These are his people. No one else is good enough.Cuddles the other - Cassie and River are the biggest instigators of cuddles. Cassie and Brandon appreciate them the most.Feeds the pets - Cassie insists whoever brings the animal into their home has to take responsibility for it. So River or Brandon probably have to do it the most. Brandon is weak. He would probably adopt a raccoon or a opossum if he came across one that looked like it needed a home. Cooks the meals - Stephanie or BrandonSpends the longest time getting ready - Cassie or Stephanie tie. Steph wears more make up. Cassie insists on looking perfect 100% of the time (tho they all insist she really doesnt need to try on five different outfits every time she still outshines all of them even just in sweats pls lets go we’re late). River takes forever if they’re dressing up tho its partially bc he never wants to put the damn suit on. Brandon just kind of rolls with whatever. They all hate him.And who spends the most money - Cassie. She has…no understanding of human currency. It makes no difference to her. The other three are constantly stressed because of it. No one lets her go to the store alone.