not in the business of being real

Rita | 27 | INTJ | Aries | She/Her | Queer | AO3 | Bluesky | 

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[thoughtportal]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Hey, we’re thieves, man, and we’re good at what we do, but this is way, way out of our league. And you expect us to go catch some psycho with a city killer? A country killer?"

Leverage S05E09 The Rundown Job.

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[aintmyjewelry]

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

[osatokun]

and another YCH can be any character, bodyshape can be changed DM or email me via [email protected] final quality example under the cut

[vasira96]

Commissions Open!!

If you are interested, please check out my commission info for details on how to purchase ♥️

[insecuregodcomplex]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[anxeious]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30