Dec 3, 2020
Metalocalypse Fanfiction Theater presents: Dethmelons
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Metalocalypse Fanfiction Theater presents: Dethmelons
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BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates;Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | No | MaybeConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No | MaybeLie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
dethmelons replied to your post:tbh the whole tweeting memes thing really doesnt...
can i wreck someone for u who i gotta wreck
lmao no need i just woke up and i was like 'oh i see you this is how it's gunna be huh?'
dethmelons replied to your post:things that help if you want to ‘save’ a show ...
i had to click the ignore button bc it’s like uuuugGGGhhhhh
i dont have it in me to ignore them i just... i guess ill sit here and continue to get angry lmao. start a new game of reblogging this post every time i get annoyed with them
Yo Sina I was looking up gender neutral terms and I came across a really gr8 one: fanby. For the raging non binary fans of things I rly dig it
omg thats so great thanks for sharing !!
[They chuckled] Why don't you give me a little refresher then?
He arched an eyebrow. "Really now? My presence alone should have worked it's magic right then and there."
[She looked up at the man in front of her, confused, and kind of scared.] I'm sorry, but my friend told me she'd pick me up here, and I figured she'd be inside...
"She? There's no 'she' here." Magnus frowned. "Wrong apartment. Make sure you get the address correct before knocking on ANY doors."
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Damn what was with this fucking downpour? It had been raining for a few days now, and Magnus wasn't happy about being cooped up inside for so long. And to make matters worse, his shitty TV finally died out.
He stared angrily at the broken TV until he heard frequent knocking on his door. The fuck does someone want at this hour? Growling, he rushed to the door to stop the knocking; which was starting to cause him a headache.
"What do you want?!" Magnus barked out, but paused a bit as the person in front of his door was short, soaking wet girl. "If you're looking for a hotel... this isn't it."