#deuces bitch

[jazm00n]

always disappointing when ur looking at someone’s dating profile and ur like okay okay they’re cute and then u slide onto a pic of them wearing a military uniform and it’s like ah. never mind

[dubstepcarcommercial]

I'm sorry I can't take Elizabeth Warren seriously at all after the 2020 election

[katbot]

Shout out to me for thinking about your dick all day & then walking into you apartment and being immediately revolted.

Progress. Evolution. Success.

Peace. ✌️

[weve-madeitthisfar-kid]

An open letter to the best friend of 7 years who abandoned me without any explanation

Fuck you. That is all.

[xutophtha]

Let's get one thing clear, right now.

I put up with the shit long enough before you shipped out, and honestly it was a waste of my time. Do I miss my friend? Yeah. But thats long gone. I've got more rather.important things to worry about in my life right now. And I have no more time for toxic chaos. So if you speak to me in any way, or come near me, you better have a damn good reason.

[kurstenlanita]

Despite how many times I've said "I don't want to hear about it" I still hear about it. Really it's not my fault you're a psycho and got kicked. News flash: I didn't make you do those things. On top of that I never even said "stalker." You used that label on yourself to try to play the victim card. Grow up, stop being a fucking creep and stop making everything my fault. I didn't plan your fucking blog ending. Go stand in front of a semi. That's the only thing you're good for, you fucking pedophile twat. End. Fucking. Rant.

[regretlesss-souls]

*inserts middle finger emoji*

You’ve given me yet another reason not to want to be your friend and not want to trust you. Because at the end of the day it’s just me, myself and I. And that’s really all we have in the end right?🚶

[livingfear-less]

Hahahaha byyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee