#devil anon

[pressure-headcanons-blog]

augahah my friend sends hc here, I only have one really

P.AI.nter is a little afraid of bugs and mice. Like, he can look at them and paint them, they’re cute! But if a bug or a mouse were to come near him he would flip out. My reasoning for this is that I personally have a fear of bugs and mice getting into my computer and eating the wires 😭

- Devil Anon

Yeah I think he would be wary of them at the very least. Painter may also have a minor case of microphobia. After all, he doesn’t want anything jamming up his system

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Lucifer, do you know any demonic curses or spells?

-Devil Anon

"I don't need to know any spells. I have my own magic!"

[justanechoflower]

Hi Flowey, I’m the Devil, I’m here to convince you to do sin, and steal candy, from babies, and small businesses - The Devil

*snicker* Heheh... You baby!

[thebasilbuffet]

Whaaaaats uuuuup

Iiiiits meeeee

I waaaaant

An everything bageeelll

- The Devil, from like, the Bible. You know, Christianity? That one. That devil.

"W-What??? The Devil??? Like, Satan???????"

(Oh dude, long time no see! Hold on I'll hook you right up bestie.)

(You got everything bagel!)

"You know it??? Er, him??"

(Yeah, remember when I said my nickname was God? Anyway have a good one dude!)

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

The inherent eroticism of being the only person able to make Dark lose his composure over the smallest things - even in front of people. Trailing a finger over his back as you walk past him in a meeting, only to look over your shoulder and give him a wink and bite your lip as you leave. He doesn’t make it through the rest of the meeting before he follows you -😈

[archieved-dtvibez]

George: Can we talk?

Wilbur: Oh shit.

George: What?

Wilbur: No. Just. You’re breaking up with me, right? 

George: Breaking up with you?

Wilbur: Not that we’re dating. I wasn’t trying to be presumptuous. I don’t know what this is, if we’re dating, officially, or if it’s more like... never mind. Why am I even still talking right now? It’s fine. Don’t worry, you can tell me. I’m not going to cry...

George: I’m not breaking up with you.

Wilbur: Really? Okay. Thank you.

George: *laughs* Don’t mention it.

[helliontherapscallion]

Can I be Devil anon?

Yuh! Welcome to the squad!!!!

[iwouldhugyancy]

Bitches just wanna cuddle Yancy. It’s me I’m bitches. -😈