#devilish shenaniganizer

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saw a trend on twitter where you make a tierlist of frickbear's 3 characters, smash or pass and whatnot, so i hopped on the train of that

infer my tastes and judge as you will, dudes, i'm pretty content with the list I got going on here

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Something I've made out of spite after 3 or 4 failed attempts to do a moon run

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GUYS I THOUGH OF SOMETHING AMAZING

I need you guys to understand the crackship, 'kay? Just- just listen to me very closely, okay?

GATOR YAOI.

GATOR. YAOI.

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Why would he say this when i fucking suck at the game?

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Can only imagine Franklin being on catnip to be him having like a million new ideas and hypothesis or something and then immediately forgetting about all of them ten minutes later because he heard a sound and pulls sum like this

Might draw that actually :^

YES. HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY LEAP LIKE THAT WHEN HE'S SCARED OFF THE NIP.

i can already imagine a scenario where one of the other lab cats pops open a cold can of soda and the sound scares him so badly hehehehe

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remembering that one time i dreamt that i kissed nightmare bonnie back when i was like 10

(context under cut, i feel real infodumpy tonight)

okay so for context, like now, I was REALLY big into fnaf, like I would watch it constantly when my mom wasn't looking, considering the fact that the lore was something my mom didn't want me looking at. I'd manage to find ways to sneak FNAF into my grubby mitts, and it lead to my stuff getting taken up from me a few times, but other than that, I grew up practically glued to the franchise.

I was about 10 at the time, maybe a bit younger, around when FNAF was in its prime years. From fanart of characters as anime boys and girls, to fangames that were absolute cinema at the time, and the boom in fan songs. And my favorite part? Fnaf 4. Specifically, Nightmare Bonnie.

it was in an RPG sort of style, similar to Deltarune, Undertale, or Ao Oni. It was all 2D pixels and whatnot. I was in the FNAF 4 bedroom, although some details were different. It was a bit more purple rather than blue, some of the plushies were replaced with my own (mainly a jibanyan plushie i had owned since I was 7, i still have that rapscallion to this day), and some patterns on the decor being changed.

I remember that I wasn't really trying to defend from the nightmares, no. If anything, I was merely hiding from them because I was scared, but they were friendly. I would lean in for the door, listen to the breathing, and then close the door. Rinse and repeat for a while, up until 3 AM.

And then my ass got caught. By Nightmare Bonnie. Long story short, I fumbled bad by not checking the left door for a long while, and he snuck in. I freaked out, I started shaking and panicked, but then... He holds me. In his big ass hands, too. I felt really nice, and we both talk for a while, and then... The kiss.

Oh, the kiss. I remember there being a whole 2D, 8-bit animated cutscene where I just legit pressed my mouth against his for a solid 5 seconds. I could be remembering wrong and maybe it was Nightmare Bonnie that initiated the kiss, but from my memory, it was me that started it. I pulled away, blushing and looking at him with a goofy ass grin on my face. And then I woke up a lil sad that it was just a dream :(

Do I still find Nightmare Bonnie kinda charming? Yeah! Did this dream make me less scared of FNAF 4 as a game? no :(

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Random mewgenics hcs but they grow more 'pulled-out-of-my-ass' with each one i list off

- Radical Rat has a history of delinquency, mostly pertaining to property damage via fireworks (this was before he got his hands on genuine grade explosives)

-Dack is a kleptomaniac

-Butch would listen to Fall Out Boy

-Boris had drowned at some point, or had nearly drowned, to the point of bloating

-Baby Jack's family is probably from Italy, or at least his grandma is from Italy

-I have the vauge feeling that Gein would either love or hate the Texas Chainsaw Masacre reboot from 2003 with a passion

-Marshmallow's a homophobic gay girl who really likes morana, but doesn't wanna say so bc she'd see it as wrong (one must imagine Sisyphus happy, i guess)

-Tracy has at least considered vehicular manslaughter

-The Organ Grinder probably died of leprosy in the 1800's or something

-Steven is a die-hard Harlan Ellison fan, and has read most of his works

-BOON COUNTY IS IN THE BIBLE BELT, I SWEAR IT

-Franklin is a secret fan of Voltaire, and nobody else in the lab knows about this

-Gambit either has a British accent or a fancier southern drawl

-Morana secretly likes watching Madoka Magica and Sailor Moon

-Franklin had an emo phase at some point that he wishes to never speak of again 💔

-Draven is usually high off catnip

-Fenrir would probably like The Iliad and The Odyssey

-Lucy and Alice would probably have a game night together and play strategy games

-Queen Hippo vs Guillotina would end in a stalemate, either that or Queenie gets a heart attack and fucking dies

-The Forgotten Ones were probably cats sent to the moon that died in space, one of those experiments probably during the cold war era

-Dack has a gambling addiction.

-When he was younger, Beanies probably saw the Re-Animator, and that changed his brain chemistry a good amount

yeah ok i think that's about it for my stupid bullshit headcanons

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low effort shitpost, autism edition