Freddy and The Faz-Bunch Lost Media AU Headcanons: The Main 4 (General + Platonic)
Hello, everyone! I'm back at it again with the headcanons, and this time, it's my FNAF AU: Freddy and Friends! This will be about the cartoon versions of the characters, since the focal point of my AU is that it was a cancelled cartoon series! (Although, I wouldn't mind writing for mainline FNAF stuff, either). Anyways, without further ado, let's get this show on the road!
(Feel free to request a character! Can either be a character you wanna see in my AU, or a character from Mainline FNAF)
No warnings needed! This work is as clean as a whistle!
THE FAZ-GANG
-The way they would most likely meet you was that you were doing odd jobs around town, either working as a janitor, stunt double, or whatever job you can think of that you can hop to and from! With how easily adaptable you are to do many jobs, they decided to allow you to stay with them as part of the crew!
-Wanna do vocals? You'll sing alongside Freddy or be backing with Chica! Have an instrument? You and Bonnie can do duets together! Are you a wild card? Oh, you and Foxy will get along swell! No matter what you do, the band will find a way for you to feel right at home and friends with the others.
-If Chica ever cooks, make sure you bring friends and family over. I am being dead serious, this chicken can cook up a whole feast fit for a fleet of vikings. Call all of your contacts, and tell them to come on an empty stomach, because yes, there will be THAT MUCH food.
-Foxy will tease you and bully you, but in a manner that best friends make fun of each other. If you ask him to stop, he will, but if you don't mind, then he finds it free game to poke fun at you when he gets the chance to.
-You would expect the last one to open up to you would be Bonnie on account of him being the shy one, but actually it was Foxy! Yeah, he isn't too good with people, but Freddy insisted that he try to talk with you, and eventually he bit the bullet and you both had a chat over some ginger ale.
FREDRICK "FREDDY" FAZBEAER
-Along with having a surprisingly high spice tolerance, Freddy is surprisingly able to handle being scared well. With being the leader in all, he's possibly the bravest of the bunch! Probably more brave than Foxy... (but don't tell foxy i said that)
-Freddy actually does have a mother and father, but they had to put him under the care of Grampy Fredbear. The reason being because they couldn't care for him due to his mother's medical bills being rather expensive; with his mother in the hospital and his father being away for so long, at the age of 7, Freddy was put under the watchful care of Fredbear.
-Freddy actually did like woodcarving at the time he lived and worked with Fredbear. He practiced starting at age 13, but didn't officially get into working/helping with shop until he was around 15-16.
-Bisexual. I don't know why, but Freddy just comes off to me as a bisexual man, maybe with a masc-leaning preference. Did he experiment in college? Maybe. (Mostly with Bonnie probably, but shush)
-When you both are close friends, he invites you for movie or game nights with him and Bonnie on the weekends. Movies often consist of comedy, but a few other genres will slip in there, too.
-As a friend, Freddy will let you talk to him about anything! Need an opinion on something? Freddy is willing to chat! Want an answer? He'll help you out! Random 3 AM thought? He doesn't know why you would be up so late, but Freddy will be there to listen!
-Freddy will rarely resort to violence. Fredbear always taught him that violence was never a solution, and that most things can be solved in a pacifist's way. Only time Freddy got into a fight was with Foxy before he joined. Freddy won, and showed good sportsmanship and fair play, which was something Foxy admired, hence why Foxy joined the Faz-Gang.
-If you're ever scared, Freddy will hold you close and reassure you that everything will be alright. He's extra soft because he's insulated with cotton stuffing!
BONNIE BUNNAVIN BUNNY
-Bonnie doesn't talk a bunch around you at first, but when you help him and Freddy out with setting up a party for a guest, he warms up to you rather quickly. After all, a friend of Freddy's is a friend of his.
-If you help him after he trips or bumps into something, he will be really thankful and end up hugging you, and his little cotton-tail will wag too. (Adorable <3)
-He absolutely loves Ska music. He will listen to some with you, and if you both like it, then it's common ground. He will attempt to get band tickets for your guys' favorite Ska groups, and even try to get a CD/Vinyl record of the group you like as a gift.
-Bonnie is shy on account of his past. He was homeschooled most of his life with SUPER protective parents, almost all the way up until 5th or 6th grade. He got along with others just fine, but he didn't make too many friends once he got enrolled
-Was super, SUPER excited to be reunited with Freddy once he joined the Faz-Gang. He worked in a Ska band as a temporary gig once he left after college and stayed in touch with Freddy via letters. Once he saw Freddy again, he got so happy that he leapt into Freddy's arms!
-A good listener. He will always hear what you have to say, whether it's a silly joke, a sincere and passionate rant, or even you just telling a story of you seeing a snail on the side of the road, Bonnie will always lend an ear.
-His room (yes, in my AU, the animatronics have their own rooms in the pizzeria, LEAVE ME ALONE-) is VERY tidy. Everything is labeled and kept in tip-top shape, nothing is misplaced, and he vacuums at least once every two weeks.
-Gay/MLM of sorts. He never really shown interest in girls of any sort in his years.
CHICADELIA "CHICA" CHICKEN
-As your friend, she is now your ride or die. Someone insults you? She will handle them like how she handled Foxy, and promptly beat them up. Feeling sad? Chica will do everything in her power to cheer you up.
-Carl, her cupcake, is the closest thing to a cat you can find in terms of sentient food. Carl is wary of you at first, but the more that Chica is around you, the more likely he is to cling to the both of you.
-Either a lesbian, or bisexual with a HEAVY fem-leaning pref.
-Knows how to knit, but also knows good axe throwing techniques. What can I say, she's a mixed bag.
-As her friend, Chica will have you test new recipes she makes. Trust me when I say this now: you will never, EVER be on an empty stomach when Chica is around.
-She's friends with El Chip, and they were friends since childhood! In my AU, he'll sometimes appear in some episodes to help out or be there for the Faz-Gang, and he even shows up in two different holiday episodes (Cinco De Mayo for Mexico's victory over the Battle of Puebla, and Dia De Los Muertos and the practices of paying respects to passed loved ones), and teaches about the Mexican culture in those episodes! (listen, Freddy's may have swept the child murders under the rug, but they care about equal, and respectable, representation of every community, ok?)
-Will almost always resort to fighting in a conflict. Was raised opposite to Freddy: if someone tries to start something, end it. Don't start no shit, there won't be no shit. Her mama raised her to be a fighter and to DEFEND herself, she is VERY tough.
-I don't know why, but I have a feeling she had a punk rock phase in her teen years. It just feels right.
CAPTAIN FOXY MCFORROWIND
-Oh, he's either gonna be mean to you (jokingly) or flirt with you (jokingly). Maybe even both. Although it's more likely to be the first one though. But either way, he likes riling you up.
-Master rage baiter. Will piss you off.
-He's secretly afraid of losing everyone, which is why he tends to be mean somewhat. This is due to the fact that he was rather young when he lost his parents to mutiny, like around 8-9, and he used to be the sweetest fox up until that moment.
-If you are his friend, he'll often tell you stories of his times on the seven seas, each in dramatic detail, and it's honestly one of the most interesting forms of live entertainment you've ever seen.
-Also, if you are his friend, he'll be less likely to chase you down if you manage to sneakily put a bow on his tail! (Do it. Put that bow on his tail, do it for the bit. It'd be so fucking funny and cute.)
-Pansexual. No further elaboration.
-During a thunderstorm, if you two are pals and if you're scared of thunder (or bored), he'll allow you to go into Pirate's Cove with him, and you both spend the time watching sea life documentaries, pirate-themed shows, and just focus on things away from the storm.
-(^^^) And if the power's out, don't worry! He's got stories and shanties to bide your time over until the storm ends.
Well, that's all for now! I had a lot of fun writing this, so let me know what else you'd want me to write headcanons of! More of the AU? Something from the mainline game? Any specific character you want to see in the AU? Let me know either in the comments, or in my ask box! Toodles!~ <3
