#devouring-hive

[hedonistwonderland]

Poor Rosa, poor Rosa, respected by no one, not even the folk kinking after her~

Truly the real misfortune of being a single mother who's struggling with funds, relationships, and her own weight isn't just the shame and darkness that come with those long nights trying to make things work and hope for the best... No, it's the fact that someone could call you a pig at any moment and make a point by putting a stack of powdered donuts on top of your breasts before betting their whole fortune you won't eat them. ...And that there's probably an 90% chance you're going to prove them right by leaning them in your mouth and licking up all the powder left on your lips... Now you get to feel the shame of pigging out, AND failing to obtain years worth of gold!

[gensokyosrecluses]

Grabbing Pache cheeks and jiggling them around

"M-mukyu- my cheeks are...quite pudgy, aren't they...?"

[magesmeatymuses]

It's been revealed fairies are shitty little perverts recently... Is this the truth?

"PAIMON IS PURE! ALL SHE SEEKS IS COMPANIONSHIP AND THE KIND OF ROMANCE THEY WRITE BALLADS OVER!"

Reisen, on the other hand, is quivering and holding a shotgun as she sits behind a door.

"E-Everywhere... It's everywhere! O-On the floors, on the walls, on the ceiling, over Reimu and Marisa and Sakuya and IT'S EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO BIG?!"

[superbloblevel]

“Yeah, sis is pretty clueless! She doesn’t even notice the metabolism blockers Sakuya puts in her food, for one thing!”

[corpulentcarbs]

I must admit, Cirno is a great weakness of mine.

Now to work on giving her a beer belly so big she’ll be weak as well!

You had her at beer.

Just try not to get smushed under that bloated and sloshingly full thing.

[sweetside]

Butt!

"...."

"Please leave."

[hedonistwonderland]

Gently settling down on our collective hands and knees and offering a single (1) caramel sundae to Beato . . .

"Kyaahahaha!~" "Oooohhh? A little treat for moooii? Oh you shouldn't have! Really! You don't have to go out of your way to give such lovely things..."

"Buuuuut- you did anywho, so really, why should I oppose such tribute?" She doesn't even waste time taking the caramel sundae out of your collective hands, as a simple snap of the fingers causes golden butterflies to bring it upwards directly into the Golden Witch's grasp. It's from here she summons a perfectly sculpted spoon and starts digging in with a decent amount of class... At least until she really gets in there, when she just starts eating out of it like a pig looking for oats.

"mmMhgf... Nnmhgf... Definitely not bad in the slightest- HhuRp~ Though if you'd like actual notes... Oompfh... Hhoomfh... Next time, be sure to bring some nuts and hot fudge as well! You can't just have caramel without hot fudge to go with it... Because if you don't do that then..." "You're not actually being gluttonous enough!"

"KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

OOOOOUUURRRRRRRPH!!~~

"Hooh! Real deep one that time. Can't be giving those away so freely without any proper buildup! Ahahaha~"

[magesmeatymuses]

Attack Reisen’s belly with danmaku kthx

Comically, the bullets simply ricochet off her gut and into completely different directions. Reisen can't even fire anything in return before the buttons on her blazer snap and fire elsewhere. She's just kind of standing there, looking heavily embarrassed and wishing she were eating mochi right now.