#dewey psb

[gatorbeast]

you guys can have a snazzy dewey tonight. as a treat

[project-sweetbeast]

COMING SOON TO A [REDACTED] NEAR YOU!!

[ song is the unexplained by ataraxia, voice is done by my friend @zemchars-happenings ]

[gatorbeast]

SWEETBEAST HUMAN DESIGNS ARE DONE

THE GUYSESSSS THEYRE ALL HERE!! well except for hazard because he’s basically two eyes peeking out a lab coat and would look almost exactly the same. BUT LOOK AT THEMMM,,,,, LOWKEY PROUD…..

[gatorbeast]

EVERYONE LOOK SWEETBEAST CHARACTERS HAVE VOICES NOW YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[gatorbeast]

REF SHEETS FOR NEW GUYS YEAH YEAH!!!!!! EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS

[gatorbeast]

therapist: dewey without any clothes or makeup or paint isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

dewey without any clothes or makeup or paint:

[gatorbeast]

Woah. The new fruit is so scrimblo. NOT scrungly though if I’m being honest

Yeahgh

[gatorbeast]

may we have some fun facts about the sweet beasts themselves

YES. OKAY

dr hazard loves kids but has NO clue how to act appropriately around them. he would see some five year old and be like “Oh hello, young friend! Would you like to touch my Particle Accelerator? I assure you it will not harm you… As long as you are wearing a full-body armor suit. Ha ha hee hoo hoo :] “

begal acts very tough and angry but HATES that they’re on the shorter side and that he’s very cute and fluffy looking, being a jackalope, and HATES being called a cute bunny. he’s actually around average height, but spending time mentoring mr 7 foot 3 grimley “how’s the weather up there” sweetbeast makes them very angry. one time they went to some diner with him and the waiter asked grimley if he needed a kids menu. needless to say, they were banned from the diner for life, and the waiter was given stitches.

grimley gives the best hugs. that’s it. his mane is very nice and warm and will pick you up right off the ground. he might crush you a little bit though so be prepared. also, he loves to just chew on stuff. when he gets really focused he’ll be gnawing on something. sometimes his own hand. he’s sometimes needed bandages from biting his own hand when he concentrates too hard.

dewey is basically a household brand name and has a whole line of Stardust™️ Products, from snack food to dish cleaner to cars. just everything you could think of. it all is vaguely raspberry scented. also deweys shoes are about a foot tall platforms. they may or may not have found them when they were young and excitedly put them on, only to realize that she couldnt take them off. he wears them all the time.

farley, although he has no arms, has no trouble holding things. the ends of his feet and tail can sort of just. attract objects to them. his feet and tail are very dexterous. also, when he’s happy, he loafs like a cat. when he’s displeased or angry, his nose crunkles up like a crinkle fry. he and dewey are INSEPERABLE. their dynamic is hot pink pop celebrity at the red carpet and her chihuahua with a pink bow on in her handbag.