#dexconvo

[jess-gele-p]

DEXTER WHERE ARE YOU

[jess-gele-p]

Uh, because my name can get you places. Believe me, one thing I can thank my dad for is giving me the ability to get away with a whole load of shit just because I have his name. Or we could just mush together our last names and both take on a whole new name. Well, I'm not going anywhere per say, but if I do drop off the face of the planet at random, I want to know that my kid's in good hands. Art tells me Sprinkles actually likes him, which I find fucking hilarious.

Okay, that is true. But I highly doubt I, a ravenclaw-graduate-librarian, would ever land in a place where I would need to pull out the "D'Angelo" name to get out of things. Well. Except maybe when I'm drunk. Damn that slutty bitch. How would we mush our names together? D'Angelep? Actually... That sort of has a ring to it. Okay, but now it sounds like I've become Ozzy's godmother or something, and like you're going to die soon or something which is not going to happen because. And awwwww, Sprinkles likes him? I don't know, I find that really cute.

[jess-gele-p]

Okay, Dee sounds relatively alright. You're taking my name though, I hope you know that. That's not the point. The point is to watch over him and make sure he doesn't do too many stupid things in one day and to make sure he's not alone when things go screwy. Well, I'm not taking him to the bar every time he gets in trouble and I'm not going to make him sit in a room with me for 2 hours cause he'll have too much fun with that so I'm just hoping his fear of Sprinkles will pull through for me.

Wait, why do I have to take your name? I thought I could be all new age, you know, and hyphenate. Jessica Gelep-D'Angelo. And yessir, I can do that, you can count on me. Are you going somewhere? ...Ugh. Well I hope he doesn't die with a heart attack the next time Sprinkles' beak comes too close to his ear or something.

[jess-gele-p]

Dexica? You are no better than I am! And a her too? Her life is officially over! Also, I have not been creeping, merely investigating. There's a difference. I have been a bit shut out lately. I haven't talked to the kid in the longest time actually. Do me a favor and keep an eye on him, will you? You're kind of the only one I'd trust to watch him as carefully and with as loose moral as I would. Also, he gets these detentions because they scare some sense into him.He's used to regular detentions.

I named her the way you would've named her! She can be called Dee or something, don't blame me. Oh, glad you trust me and my loose morals, Dexter D'Angelo. I'll try, but I don't think I'll be able to get through to him as much as you can. He doesn't trust me like that. But, all that's doing is scaring the shit out of him... Negative punishment probably wouldn't work on someone like Ozzy.

[jess-gele-p]

Three kids? Since when is there three? There was Jesex and Jester but who the hell is the third one? Is it even mine, dammit? Alright, well I've been busy? No, that's a lie, I've been trying to find a quiet peaceful corner to lay in and sleep for the rest of my life, actually. Also, I see you've been talking to the Oz. How's that going?

I still can't believe I let you name my children that. The third one's name is Dexica, you impregnated me right before you left so you haven't met her yet, but YES it is yours okay?? And what... Have you been creeping on me? I thought you trusted me to not creep on me anymore, Dex! I'm about to yell at you for disappearing from both of our lives, and also for making him clean Sprinkles' feathers. What were you thinking??

[jess-gele-p]

Your estranged husband come to say that I've come to my senses and I miss you quite dearly. You haven't remarried, have you?

I had one of those??

Okay, all kidding aside, where the fuck have you been??? I almost remarried you bastard, I needed someone to bring in money so I could raise our three children.

[jess-gele-p]

Hey, Jess? (ooc: O God I miss Jess Dex interactions so much you don't even understand. Ok that is all X)

Hey, who is this?