May 25, 2020
Tanith, Dexter and Saracen watching Skulduggery make Serpine cut his hand off
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Tanith, Dexter and Saracen watching Skulduggery make Serpine cut his hand off
Everyone in the SP universe calling Ghastly ugly and I’m just here thinking he’s like one of the most handsome people I’ve ever seen. Others include Dexter vex, Saracen Rue and Erskine- because I still refuse to accept ghastly’s death
Skulduggery fancasts
Bill Skarsgard as Skulduggery Pleasant
Idris Elba as Ghastly Bespoke
Millie Bobbie Brown as Valkyrie Cain
Oscar Isac as Anton Shudder
Hugh Jackman as Saracen Rue
Jensen Ackles as Dexter Vex
Leonardo DiCaprio as Erskine Ravel
Thomas Brodie Sangster as Larrakin
Jude Law as Hopeless
Penelope Mitchell as Tanith Low
SaracenxDexter Fic
“After the War of the Sanctuaries leaves the Irish Sanctuary in a state of weakened authority, The Supreme Council has returned with another reason to battle to Sanctuary. Negotiations are made, and the Sanctuary has been given a limited amount of time to find and stop Darquesse's evil reign. I Won't Always Be There to Save You tells the tale of the team Skulduggery Pleasant recruits, the vague planning and the rather large amount of improvisation that went into the making of this mission. Along the way, members Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue finally come to terms with their unlabeled and unspoken relationship. Like a flower growing between concrete, their relationship can only last so long in impossible circumstances.”
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/3557993/chapters/7835762
Dead Men Jokes
Me: Why did the Dead Men fall apart?
Ghastly: ...
Me: Because they were... Un-ravel-ed!
Ghastly: ...
Me: No?
Ghastly: ...That was a real back-stabber.
Can we talk about Saracen Rue meeting Captain Jack Harkness? They would literally trade the smoothest pick up lines ever. And we all know that if Dexter Vex and Ianto Jones were there, too, the two would get into a fight because "Dexter couldn't get his boyfriend away from Ianto's."
dexter-vex replied to your post: dexter-vex replied to your post: tms tomorrow...
That is an intelligent thing to do I feel silly for not thinking of that
I am a genius.
No but seriously I'll be liveblogging it tomorrow (probably, if I wake up early and/or get a chance to read it)
So if you haven't managed to get your hands on any sort of copy just blacklist "charley reads tms"