So kyaa hoga agar dhurander mai market kul gaya
Part Two
A bit about this story is jaameel jami golgappe bechta hai and yes Arshad Pappu aur uzair milke football bechte hai
Drum roll 🥁
Today were gonna introduce the famous mahaan shakti maan guy
We hate terrorists let them rot and die
🖤 Scene: “DGP IBRAHIM ENTRY 💀 — NitroJIN ya Nashta?”
🎬 Location: Gali + Football Shop + Golgappa Thella
👉 chaos already ON
👉 Chaudhary Aslam raid pe
👉 footballs ko daba ke check kar raha 😭
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🚨 CHAOS START
🧱 Rehman dakait (door se chillata)
> “arey woh football hai… tumhara dimaag nahi 😭”
🧊 Iqbal (facepalm mode)
> “yeh illegal stupidity hai.”
💀 SUDDENLY — OG AURA MUSIC
👉 12 gaadiyaan entry
👉 phir 15 aur gaadiyaan 💀
👉 petrol khatam? NAH — yeh sab inke baap ka pump hai 😭
🐱 Hamza
> “bhai yeh Avengers ka budget hai kya?? 💀”
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😏 Uzair
> “nahi… yeh villain intro hai 😭”
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🚪 MAIN CAR — CENTER ENTRY
👉 ek badi gaadi rukti hai 💀
👉 gate slow motion mein open… Gopi bahu zoom effect 😭
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👉 har gaadi se 14 aadmi nikalte
👉 sab 8 foot ke… muscles like cement sacks ☠️
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😰 SP Aslam (paseene mein dooba)
> “woh… aa gaya…”
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🐱 HAMZA
> “kaun??”
🚨 SP ASLAM
> “DGP Ibrahim.”
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💀 TENSION MAX
👉 ek 10 foot ka hulk aage aata hai
👉 pocket mein haath daalta hai
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🐱 HAMZA
> “yehi hai?? 😭”
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😏 UZAIR
> “agar yeh hai toh hum ghar jaa rahe hain 💀”
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🧱 CHAUDHARY ASLAM
> “CHUP! yeh nahi hai!”
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💀 REVEAL MOMENT
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👉 hulk side hota hai
👉 TADA
😎 DGP Ibrahim
👉 height: 5'0 minus 9 inches
👉 aura: 10 continents 💀
👉 baaki 3 continents? unke baap ka petrol pump 😭
🐱 HAMZA (slow)
> “yeh… hai??”
😏 UZAIR
> “yeh toh miracle hai 💀”
👉 dono realize… pants situation kharab 😭
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🏃♂️ JAMEEL JAMI ENTRY
🏃 Jameel Jami
👉 door se dekhta…
> “main nahi phas raha 😭”
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👉 bhaagta hai…
👉 pakda jata hai… 10 foot guy ne hoodie se latka diya 💀
🐱 HAMZA
> “bhai billi bana diya 😭”
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🎬 DGP DIALOGUE MODE
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😎 DGP IBRAHIM
> “NitroJIN ki talash.”
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😰 SP ASLAM
> “sir… woh peer baba ka kaam hai 😭”
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👉 DGP pocket se tasbeeh nikaalta
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😎 DGP
> “Ahh ha… hum hi peer hain.”
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🐱 + 😏 (sync)
> “yeh bona kitne miracle karega 💀”
🎬 RANDOM COMMAND
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😎 DGP → Uzair
> “Oye football wale… rasgulle ka paani aur samose ka aalo le aa.”
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😏 UZAIR
> “ji sahab ji 😭”
👉 runs like ghoda 🐎
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💀 SP ASLAM — MORAL CRISIS
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😰 SP ASLAM
> “sir yeh crime hai! aap police hoke—”
😎 DGP
> “meka ladle… yeh station tera baap ka hai ya meri jeb ka?”
😰 SP ASLAM
> “…aapki jeb ka hai sir.”
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😎 DGP
> “toh bas.”
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🍽️ FOOD ARRIVES
👉 Uzair returns sweating 😭
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👉 DGP khata hai like Michelin chef 💀
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🐱 HAMZA
> “yeh kya ho raha hai 😭”
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😎 DGP
> “golgappe wala kidhar hai?”
👉 Jameel abhi bhi hawa mein latka
😎 DGP
> “haan bas isme gatta paani chahiye tha.”
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👉 khata hai… world shocked 💀
🎬 SECRETARY MODE
🧾 Secretary
> “ji ji.”
🐱 + 😏 (sync)
> “kitna paisa milta hai tujhe ‘ji’ bolne ka??”
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🧾 SECRETARY
> “2 lakh 35 thousand.”
🐱 + 😏
> “ji ji ji ji 😭💀”
😰 SP ASLAM
> “tumhe nahi milenge!”
🎬 RANDOM SHAYARI DROP
😎 DGP IBRAHIM
> “Fakirana khostum adaye na dauta nu nafas…”
🐱 HAMZA
> “kyaa??”
😰 SP ASLAM
> “sir iska matlab??”
😎 DGP (FULL DRAMA)
> “JO ADAT SE GAREEB HAI…
AGAR WOH AMBANI BHI BAN JAYE…
TOH ANDAR SE CHINDI HI RAHEGA 💀🔥”
💀 DEAD SILENCE
😏 UZAIR
> “sir ne insult bhi poetry mein ki 💀
🐱 HAMZA
> “main toh fan ho gaya 😭”
🖤 FINAL TEXT:
“Kabhi kabhi investigation solve nahi hoti…
sirf nashta heavy ho jata hai 💀🔥”
🖤 FINAL LINE
> “Aur aaj…
DGP Ibrahim ne prove kiya —
NitroJIN mile ya na mile…
golgappe zaroor milne chahiye 😭💅🔥
