dhurander girlie

[dhurander-paglu]

Love your pfp sm😭

Thanku bhai🥺

Magar mai toh useless yeh mera pass hai hi nahi😭 picture guma di🤡

[saniisinsane]

since i am nothing but vella now, i am starting a tag game-

write about things that make you YOU. (Fill in your own and tag ppl u want to know better)

1. a song that lives in your chest: literally any abba song

2. the drink that is just you: chai (coffee too sometimes- anything but matcha)

3. comfort food just no context: pasta

4.how you show people you love them: hugs and messages (checking in basically)

5. the era you wish you lived in: early 2000s

6. something you would rather do alone: a lot of things - travelling most importantly

7. something you would rather do with people: doing some crazy sidequests - midnight cycling, ice cream runs, karaokes and parties

8. a thing you are loyal to for no reason: mumbai indians

8. something you will never apologise for liking: books and bts

9. any place you want to visit in the future- new york (over and over)

hehe this was fun too much timepass.

tagging: @cherryyelixir @mrgrungusthefrog @angelicyuna @maroonphase @lutt-le-gaya

[maroonphase]

thank youuuu for tagging mee💗💗

1. a song that lives in your chest: pal pal dil ke paas💗

2. the drink that is just you: yess chaii, or paani bhi

3. comfort food just no context: bhindi ki sabji

4. how you show people you love them: making them laugh.

5. the era you wish you lived in: current era is fine😭

6. something you would rather do alone: dance or click photos (of me)

7. something you would rather do with people: dance, play dumbsharas, play uno

8. something you will never apologise for liking: stationery, dogs, art and craft

9. a thing you are loyal to for no reason: maroon, bhindi ki sabji, cricket

10. any place you want to visit in the future: darjeeling.

THIS was soooo fun 😭🫶🤌🏼

I'll tag : @fellivra @velvetdakait (sorry for unnecessary tags)

[not-aviii]

thank you @maroonphase for tagging meee!!<3

a song that lives in my chest: chikni chameli

the drink that is just you: coffee (i survive on that shit)

comfort food just no context: pulihora (lemon rice) or traditional telugu mango pickle called aavakaya

how you show people you love them: my love language is words of affirmation.

the era you wish you lived in: i am very much comfortable now.

something you would rather do alone: most things, i LOVE being alone... except sometimes maybe.

something you would rather do with people: maybe go on a trip...or celebrate

something you will never apologise for liking: literature, music, art, and motorsport.

a thing you are loyal to for no reason: motorsport, my culture, and music

any place you want to visit in the future: kashmir

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THANK YOU AGAIN @maroonphase FOR TAGGING ME THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!!

and i would like to tag my pookies @maroonkurta55 @mrgrungusthefrog @debsreads21 to try thisss<3

[mrgrungusthefrog]

yayaya thanks for the tag @velvetdakait

1. a song that lives in your chest: naal nachna and muse currently

2. a drink that is just you: doodh chai ya fir fresh lime soda ya virgin mojito or blue lagoon or iced tea 😛

3. comfort food with no context: noodools (garlic chicken noodles) WAFFLE SANDWICHES OH MY GOD uh uh tacos love tacos omg

4. how you show people you love them: I have a major thing for physical touch. i love hugs and i love cheek kisses and i just love touching. i also think I love spending money but not for me, for people I love

5. the era you wish you lived in: maybe the 2000s era when the most iconic movies were there, the most iconic fashion and stuff. id like to keep the feminism but go back to those times

6. something you would rather do alone: swimming. very specific i know but when i exercise i want to exercise properly. if i have a friend with me it feels like im too distracted

7. something you would rather do with people: party party 😛 sex 😛

8. something you will never apologise for liking: bhindi. it's awesome when it's cooked well i swear guys

9. a thing you're loyal to for no reason: a very damaged toothbrush. just tastes better idk. also multiple dresses that qualify as pochas but i refuse to throw away coz they're so cutesie

10. a place you want to visit in the future: lots of the major tourist spots abroad.

no pressure tags :3

@tojisloft @roohafterdark @pleasetagmejaaneman @crimsontraditiongolem

[pleasetagmejaaneman]

1st time doing this😅thank you @mrgrungusthefrogfor the tag yaar..

A song that lives in your chest: Man atkeya and Gehra Huya (nowdays).

a drink that is just for you:ummm.... Black coffee without sugar..?

comfort food with no context: steamed Rice with smashed potato and fried egg with onions😋😋

how you show people you love them: back hug them... And sometimes mildly scold them depends on my mood.

the era you wish you lived in: 2k era but ye bhi sahi hai.... Ig... Pata nhi yaar...

something you would rather do alone: making dishes for myself and singing practice and imagining things.... Doesn't make sense but yeah...

something you would rather do with people: not people actually but my closed ones...drinking 🐻... With snacks and singing my heart out. Kya bachpana hai yaar😝

something you will never apologise for liking: like to show no respect for the people who will disrespect me Or my family...bhad mein jao relatives.

a thing you're loyal to for no reason:eating unhealthy foods... Literally.

a place you want to visit in the future: Kurseong, Manipur, Madhya pradesh, basically all National parks in India.

@afortoru @miraclejin1204 @iamadelusionalwriter @lutt-le-gaya @avasif

Koi pressure nahi hai...mera 1st time hai..maaf kar dio bhai log

[iamadelusionalwriter]

Thank you @pleasetagmejaaneman

1. A song that lives in your chest : Gehra Hua (always) and maybe Ma Meilleure Ennemie

2. a drink that is just for you : coffee. Any coffee.

3. comfort food with no context : omelette wrapped up in a dosa like a burrito 😅

4. how you show ppl you love them : make them thoughtful gifts and remember every thing abt them

5. the era you wish you lived in : 90s in Kerala. My mom just described in was fun.

6. something you would rather do alone : idkkkk maybe projects?

7. something you'd rather do with people : watch movies, not shows, but movies. They'd be annoyed tho, cause of my yapping.

8. something you'd never apologize for : taking a stand for myself or my friends or family.

9. a thing you're loyal to for no reason : reading. Idk. Maybe dhurandhar. OHHH I KNOW! listening to my favourite songs EVERYTIME I go on a drive. THAT song HAS to be there.

10. a place you wanna visit in the future : had been France, but now I'm going there for studies in August. Maybe Japan, or New York.

Tagging my pookies : @maladaptive-anxiety @cloudmast @riddhi-on-break @torumii @chocolate-and-trouble @maroonkurta55

[maladaptive-anxiety]

Thanks @iamadelusionalwriter

1. A song that lives in your chest: Makkayala and Kallai Mattum Kandal (both are tamil songs)

2. A drink that is just for you: CELSIUS (I can drink 5 of those in a day idgaf abt getting a heart attack)

3. Comfort food with no context: cheese jalapeño pizza

4.How you show people you love them: any physical affection (hugs, kisses on the cheek, etc) especially hecause I hate the feeling of being touched so it's like I'm coming out of my shell just for u

5. The era you wish you lived in: I like the modern day just fine, idk what I would do without the ability to scroll on my phone all day or watch all the movies and shows I want on my pirate sites

6. Something you would rather do alone: write my stories, theres just something about the feeling of constantly being watched and judges that gives me the ick to ever show my creative process to anyone else or even just show my work

7. Something you would rather do with people: show them my favorite media, from books to movies to songs. I go crazy over whatever I like and I get all hyped so seeing someone else obsess over it or even appreciate it would make me feel all warm and gooey inside

8. Something you'd never apologize for: (my sister says i never apologize) but actually ☝️I have no real issue against apologizing even if I'm in the wrong, because someone has to work to keep the peace. Whenever my mom is mad at me or whatever, I don't have an issue with just saying it for the sake of saying it. Call me manipulative or whatever but it's just how my childhood to adulthood has been, with a "sorry" being needed to end the conflict but the other side, even if they're wrong, refusing to do it and I get sick of the entire thing

9. A thing you're loyal to for no reason: my controversial babies (case in point Max Verstappen). Whenever I get emotionally attached (usually not because I'm not into para social relationships), I get loyal like everyone. Even draco malfoy ig, regardless of the fact that they've made mistakes (even big ones) I strongly believe in how ruined people are as a result of their background and upbringing. Maybe I'm just a masochist for liking their pain or maybe it just makes me feel better about my own mental health and mentality. I'll leave it up to the readers discretion to decide.

10. A place you wanna visit in the future: Recently i went to tirumala-tirupathi, and actually walked up the entire mountain stairs route. Took like 6-7 hours but i did it, and it was the most beautiful thing ever. It made me feel so much more spiritually connected with my god, even tho I could barely see him for a few seconds (as typical of the jaragandi police). So anyway I've been expecting spirituality and devotion, so somewhere like vrindavan or thiruchendur? They're both also known for not only their basically idols, but also the entire nature seeming to succumb to the spiritual experience.

Tagging the bbgs: @writrsblu @goodnightkatherine @laal-pari @rabbdaradio @roohafterdark @majoriqbalkibiwi @velvetdakait @moonysscar

[rabbdaradio]

Tysm for tagging😽😽🫶🏼

1. Ah i love many songs the one which lives in my chest has to be “sohniye je tere naal dagha main kamavan by ustad hussan baksh guloo and munir ahmed khan”

2. Chai 🙏🏼

3. Rajma chawal + lassi

4. Words of affirmation and cooking for people i love

5. Romanticised desi pre partition era very obsessed with that and i wish to live in punjab which was not divided

6. Dance, draw, and write

7. Travel, celebrate festivals and live (i love joint family)

8. I would never apologise for picking my boyfriend over friends it never came to this but one time my friend in school would bad mouth him alot even curse at him then after a while she would say “if your bf met me before you he would have dated me not you” ek passe bolti ki mera boyfriend ganda hai duje paase bolti more like assume karti ki he likes her this one time during phy ed period she was again bad mouthing him i got angry and slapped her infront of everyone and stopped talking to her at first my bf was worried because she was my only friend and suddenly i stopped talking to her but when i told him truth he was on my side too 😭 like this was so disgusting on her part

9. Loyal to my fav food 🙏🏼 like no way i am ever changing my og fav food also my bf

10. Europe i think (currently begging my mom to take me to Chandighar wali bua ghar because Chandighar has best food😋)

Tags: @kisswithknife @majoriqbalkibiwi @tanneile2 @goodnightkatherine @fanaajnabi @dhurander-paglu

[dhurander-paglu]

Thanks for the tag❤️

Babydoll idk like coming to my head again and again

Mango shake

Biryani and rajma chawal

Buying flowers gifts remembering there favorite stuff habdwritten letters

Renaissance era i kind of like Shakespeare

Nothing i am half the time alon i live alone🙂

Long drives, seeing the same show/book

Ice cream and my crush 😭Mera crush

Maybe dubai or Arabic

Open tags😭🙃

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[insettinsettinsetti]

1. A nice apple

2. Crashed at 21:30, but i woke up multiple times during the night

3. 4:10 am and i started doing homework

4. NO

5. ofc i do i have one big teddy, then one small teddy, then my first plushie ever which should be a dragon but looks more like a donkey so we called it "ciucciodrago" (ciuccio is dialect for asino which is donkey) then an autism creature i made, two kitties i made, harethur Lester which i also made and then a hermit crab my mother gifted to me

6. genderfluid and agender you guys rock

7. purple which is ironic since my fav is yellow

Open tagsss

[izzynstuffz]

hello i think we chill so i shall reblog..

salami and cracker

11:30? i think?

probably 6:30…

yes… when i am sleepy ….

yuh huh!! i have a big mushroom plushie and an amorphous batman blob that i cuddle

women (basic (im a dyke)) but also! genderqueer!

probablly neon orange….. but i like most colors!

TAGS @clownfish-casino @misty-zzz @choppedliver12 @bellefromhelle (i miss you bro) @cecilsrandomeverything @doveofthejay boom!!!!

[clownfish-casino]

Hellooooo

granola bar 🥰

I DON'T KNOW maybe like... 12:45-1:00... I was tired

ooughh like. 9:00 (eight full hours of sleep !!!!! this is so rare for me)

YES ::(

YEAH I have three on my bed rn 🥰 duck (matching with my best friend), corgi Thing (qlsooo from her) and this freaky long cat thing from my other friend, her name is Debby

dunnoo if they have specific names for specific sets of neopronouns but ? neopromouns usersss ooo... I rememeber seeing big long comprehensive lists of neopronouns and thinking they were so epic

y'know the color of those butter or snot flavored jellybeans. ickkyy color and icky candy I do not like

@hauntieannes @entity-system @howardisawkwardlyexisting @jadealaide anndd anyone else I am not great at remebering usernames

[howardlyexisting]

Small bag of Famous Amos cookies

Not a DAMN clue

Probably an hour go or less

Sometimes but most of the time absolutely not.

Well there’s: Willoughby the Buffalo, Mimikyu, A white cat with pink wings that @featured-the-creature gave me, a plush dog that looks like and is named after my childhood dog: Stryker, Luffy and two Laboons (one big and one small) that mom crocheted, and a couple of others I can’t remember rn

I quite enjoy the people who looked at gender and said: “No thanks” like Agender, Nonbinary, Voidgender, etc.

Uhhhhh I’m not sure I actually quite like most colours… But if I had to pick then like the colour of cat puke, yk? That dull greenish-yellowish shit.

@thetravelingfrogwizard, @featured-the-creature, @ramdomassaccountname, @blinddetective, @churchedcannibal, @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman + the ones who scroll now past this post (open tags)

[thetravelingfrogwizard]

1. A creamsicle i believe

2. Around 1:09 am

3. First 4:23, then around 9-10:00

4. Yes a lot actually

5. Yes! Usually a frog i named Muriel :3

6. Good question i have no idea

7. Anything neon that does NOT need to be neon

@ilikegarlicbread1673 @robination @akirazb @theindescribable1 @ryderthequeerious @queerbookbitch and anyone else :D

[queerbookbitch]

ice cream!

2. like 11:00

3. 8:45

4. no, not particularly

5. yes, obviously. I sleep with a dinosaur also named muriel

6. people with xenogenders are cool. though being agender is also a vibe

7. beige

open tags

[glassesghosties]

last ate french toast

went to sleep at 3:30 am

woke up at 9:30am

it varies

yes many

honestly cloudgender and colourgender. But the thing is im genderfluid so sometimes those are mine. There are no genders that are not occasionally mine.

orange. I quite emphatically dislike orange

@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @hyyl18 + open tags!

[ink-stained-ambition]

A Mexican pizza from taco bell…don’t judge me, I’m broke.

went to sleep at 2:00 am.

woke up at 12:00 (again, don’t judge m…

Yeah, decently often, actually.

Yeah, I still have most of my childhood stuffed animals.

Um? Is this something I’m supposed to know? Is this something people think about? Do people have a favorite gender that isn’t their own? Huh… well, I like being a woman (y’know, apart from the oppression and misogyny) and generally think women are pretty cool. And nonbinary and agender seem pretty cool. I’m pretty androgynous myself so I can vibe with people who looked at gender and said ‘nah’ (of course nb and agender people can look very binary, but I just mean I vibe with that aspect of it).

I really tend to dislike blue. But it’s, like, everyone I know’s favorite color. I don’t care for it. I think it’s mediocre.

@foresttenrec @obsessivebookwormalert

[obsessivebookwormalert]

thsnks for the tag <3

Lemongrass cooler with chia seeds (my loveeeee) (no I'm not fancy I'm at my grandparents place and they have some lemongrass growing in the balcony)

Uhmmmmmmmmmm. Well not /that/ late maybe 1230??? I dunno i didnt check latest 1

Ehh again not sure before 9 tho (just a bit, maybe 830)

I don't speak at all :P

Not really (using pillows like stuffed animals doesn't count right)

No particular opinion i dunno anyone who's enby or fluid or agender etc. irl and both the guys and girls at my school are assholes so eh

Tough I dunno maybe like /that/ really annoying shade of pink??

Open

[makeitfast9052]

hhhhh ok

some rice with tamarind... juice? idk what you call it in angrish but its sour

past 11 pm (dw i napped for a good few hours before nighttime)

around 5:45 am methinks

hell no °v°

no but i still have my favorite teddy and i like them ^-^

easily non-binary. plus anyone who uses xenopronouns or similar. shout out to y'all keep up the good work /gen /vpos

uhhh idk what prev said ig fuschia or whatever that obnoxious shade of pink is

@asmollestgremlin @thecrisisnight @1m1nt00m4nyf4nd0msl0l @lightsabersandbluecookies @starrbatz @confusedfroggirl @i-could-do-stuff2 @justb0tsent1ent @armiaochima @catastrophiccblues @thedogbard @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @inthehousethatalwaysrains @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees + open tags

[i-could-do-stuff2]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. Sandwich, 10 secs ago

2. 23:30 (11:30 pm)

3. 6:30 am

4. Yes but not willingly

5.YESSS I love my stuffiess

6. umm either genderfluid or genderflux

7. Well it's more of a shade, so I really dislike like a specific shade of green

npt: @wallyblack1925-offical @coneheadobviously @harrrrrittebighare @wesperssecretchild @chasetheinsomniac @namehoardingcreature @lightsabersandbluecookies @krow-offical @cool-comics-offical @frankierosfoottattoos @golden-corral-offical @hamilltonaddict @poseyismycat @hunger-offical @the-aricher @printer-reads-505 @justt-gia @moonlight-lunna @do-not-u-dare

[moonlight-lunna]

1. Chocolate cake

2. At 00:30 I think

3. 10:15 😔, It wasn't in my plans

4. Yes, I think so

5. Sometimes, It depends on my emotional state

6. Both genderfluid and non-binary

7. A specific shade of neon orange

@nai-06 @agustinnisblog @adrianavance @mygodwhat-haveyoudone @fire-girl-is-here-yo @will-frodo-lecter @lagatosvoladores + open tags

[fire-girl-is-here-yo]

1) Chips

2) Probably 00:00 listening to The Mentalist on my phone (again)

3) 8:00 my dad was making bacon otherwise would have slept more

4) Depends. 90% of the time you’ll be lucky if I say a thing. If you’re non threatening in the slightest or info-dumping me I may say a couple sentences. If i’m tired or forgot my adhd pills then no I do not shut up

5) I love the hugging, I can without, but a hugging-size body pillow with emotional value is great (no does not work with a man I tried you can’t fucking move and they us you like a pillow, forget their place too easy)

6) green. I get a feeling Men official wants some specific answer here, tho I believe answering men sounds kinda weird, and I definitely don’t prefer men for so many reasons, not sorry guys, except for torture as ocs, and I do love the ladies, but going for the hottest cool mix of both options: shrek- ok equal with the ladies ladies are cool

7) Any bright colour but especially orange

@learningtoliveanddream11 @paperrobins @drag0ns-in-cyb3rspac3 @daturas-are-pretty @alexthecr0w @1-key @ani-is-my-username @niks-does-art @nebulae-astros-official and everyone who wants in!

[nebulae-astros-official]

Thx 4 the tag <3

1. Poha

2. 1:37 AM

3. 7:40 AM

4. I'm either infodumping or so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

5. Technically? I have a giant carrot plushie on me bed but I don't hug her.

6. Astrogender

7. Sad beige.

@kingkit7734 @themanthemythelegendvesper @lightsabersandbluecookies @do-not-u-dare @slimmagma @neeksthecryptid @black--stars @mrblackhaironthestreet @sanamkhanani @lwlfire @skeletal-spire-man @roseisgoat + open tags

[sanamkhanani]

Thanks for the tag @nebulae-astros-official 🫂🙏🫂💗

1. Dal chawal

2. 01:23 A.M

3. 08:23 A.M

4. I am not talkative at all irl 🙏🫂

5. I had a teddy bear when I was 5 but my mom threw it away cuz of religions

6. Women 🛐🛐🛐 stylish

7. Orange

No pressure tags→ @chocolate-and-trouble @yaadonmein @harrystyleskiwi9 @laal-pari @hamzair-is-my-otp

[hamzair-is-my-otp]

Thanks for the tag @sanamkhanani 💓💓

1. Mushroom fried rice

2. 1.30 am probably

3. Around 7.30 am

4. Keeping my mouth shut is my M.O

5. Never too old for stuffed animals. But I don't keep them next to me on a daily basis.

6. Is it weird if I say male seahorse? Because it carries its babies?

7. Orange 🤮

No pressure tags - @sunxister21 @aneshb25 @tapsite @miraclejin1204 @savagedrama @saniisinsane and anyone I forgot to tag.

[sunxister21]

thanks for the tag loviieee 💗 @hamzair-is-my-otp for the answers- 1- mango ice cream hehe 2- ummm i think at 4 am? trying to sleep after lying down for 2 hours- 3- at 8 30 cuz i had to go out or else i usually wake up around 11 4- no 5- i sleep hugging a human so no- 6- bisexuals- by god they r so indecisive- 7- hmmmmmmmmmmmm green? now this is THE TOUGHEST PART- for the tags- @hyade @immortalconfluxmuse @harrystyleskiwi9 @yalinasinghrangi @darkdemonriddle666

[darkdemonriddle666]

Thank you @sunxister21 for the tagg

1. I ate my birthday cake blueberry icecream cake

2. Around 1:30

3. Woke up at 11 am lol

4. I don't lol

5. I sleep hugging my pillow

6. Guys ig

7. I don't like pink but pink suits me

Now your turn

@miraclejin1204 @harrystyleskiwi9 @gulaabjamun08 @screwyoubatjokesiscanon @dhurander-paglu

[dhurander-paglu]

thanks for the tag @darkdemonriddle666

shin ramen

2. 12 am

3. 5am (then fell asleep again) so around 10am

4. Sometimes cuz i am a ambivert

5. scared of stuffed animals anyone who is scared of there creepy eyes

6. DHURANDER MEN

7. orange

@vcantwrite @rabbdaradio

[darkdemonriddle666]

6 Questions and answer

1. What is your favourite trope?(Any three)

2. Your ship bl ship?

3. Favourite song for a ship

4. Favourite subject in school or college

5. Favourite AU

6. Favourite dynamic couple

@aneshb25 @hyade @hamzair-is-my-otp @miraclejin1204 @screwyoubatjokesiscanon @anusee @lakshana-ke-lakshan @gulaabjamun08 @immortalconfluxmuse @sunxister21 @sarkv @savagedrama @aan-4-u @misscatsanju @dhurandhar-archives @dhurander-paglu @harrystyleskiwi9 @190425

[dhurander-paglu]

BTW Thanks for tagging me

1. Enimes to lovers (written well like atleast there enimes for the 60% of the book)

Marriage of convince 😝

Any type of mafia rommance written well like i also like a very powerful female lead

2 Hamzair other than that i also ship major iqbal x rehman (btw i think hes a biwi paglu soo ok)

3 Sailor song, babydoll, sheesha

4 Science like i letrally like it😭✨️ plus maths✌️

5 dhurander community makes everything soo nice like i dont think hamza and uzair would be this great without youre writing and i also think major iqbalx reader also i dont think so he likes anyone except him soo yeah

6 like the girl always gets in fights and the guy apologizing for her😜

Girl being badass bully falling in love iwth the most cutest kind soul😏

Bye <3😭

[rabbdaradio]

Soo 5 questions you mind answering

Fav color

Fav anime or show

Fav character of that anime or show

Fav flower

If any super power what would you want and why

Awh okay soo

Baby blue (i like alot of colours tbh)

Jojo’s bizarre adventure

Giorno Giovanna

Lotus

Oh i wanna have stand power which giorno has basically it can objects into living thing like plants, animals or insect. Do i need to explain why? I mean it just sounds so beautiful

Also tell me your answer to these questions too😽🫶🏼

[dhurander-paglu]

If you want my answers well

Olive green (suits my skintone)

NANA totally underatted anime (btw i also like Jojos bizarre adventure

Nana osaki

Red spider lily

Socially can great and can speak like extroverted powers and can talk confidently in public speaking

[dhurander-paglu]

So kyaa hoga agar dhurander mai market kul gaya

Part Two

A bit about this story is jaameel jami golgappe bechta hai and yes Arshad Pappu aur uzair milke football bechte hai

Drum roll 🥁

Today were gonna introduce the famous mahaan shakti maan guy

We hate terrorists let them rot and die

🖤 Scene: “DGP IBRAHIM ENTRY 💀 — NitroJIN ya Nashta?”

🎬 Location: Gali + Football Shop + Golgappa Thella

👉 chaos already ON

👉 Chaudhary Aslam raid pe

👉 footballs ko daba ke check kar raha 😭

---

🚨 CHAOS START

🧱 Rehman dakait (door se chillata)

> “arey woh football hai… tumhara dimaag nahi 😭”

🧊 Iqbal (facepalm mode)

> “yeh illegal stupidity hai.”

💀 SUDDENLY — OG AURA MUSIC

👉 12 gaadiyaan entry

👉 phir 15 aur gaadiyaan 💀

👉 petrol khatam? NAH — yeh sab inke baap ka pump hai 😭

🐱 Hamza

> “bhai yeh Avengers ka budget hai kya?? 💀”

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😏 Uzair

> “nahi… yeh villain intro hai 😭”

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🚪 MAIN CAR — CENTER ENTRY

👉 ek badi gaadi rukti hai 💀

👉 gate slow motion mein open… Gopi bahu zoom effect 😭

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👉 har gaadi se 14 aadmi nikalte

👉 sab 8 foot ke… muscles like cement sacks ☠️

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😰 SP Aslam (paseene mein dooba)

> “woh… aa gaya…”

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🐱 HAMZA

> “kaun??”

🚨 SP ASLAM

> “DGP Ibrahim.”

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💀 TENSION MAX

👉 ek 10 foot ka hulk aage aata hai

👉 pocket mein haath daalta hai

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🐱 HAMZA

> “yehi hai?? 😭”

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😏 UZAIR

> “agar yeh hai toh hum ghar jaa rahe hain 💀”

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🧱 CHAUDHARY ASLAM

> “CHUP! yeh nahi hai!”

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💀 REVEAL MOMENT

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👉 hulk side hota hai

👉 TADA

😎 DGP Ibrahim

👉 height: 5'0 minus 9 inches

👉 aura: 10 continents 💀

👉 baaki 3 continents? unke baap ka petrol pump 😭

🐱 HAMZA (slow)

> “yeh… hai??”

😏 UZAIR

> “yeh toh miracle hai 💀”

👉 dono realize… pants situation kharab 😭

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🏃‍♂️ JAMEEL JAMI ENTRY

🏃 Jameel Jami

👉 door se dekhta…

> “main nahi phas raha 😭”

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👉 bhaagta hai…

👉 pakda jata hai… 10 foot guy ne hoodie se latka diya 💀

🐱 HAMZA

> “bhai billi bana diya 😭”

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🎬 DGP DIALOGUE MODE

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😎 DGP IBRAHIM

> “NitroJIN ki talash.”

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😰 SP ASLAM

> “sir… woh peer baba ka kaam hai 😭”

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👉 DGP pocket se tasbeeh nikaalta

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😎 DGP

> “Ahh ha… hum hi peer hain.”

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🐱 + 😏 (sync)

> “yeh bona kitne miracle karega 💀”

🎬 RANDOM COMMAND

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😎 DGP → Uzair

> “Oye football wale… rasgulle ka paani aur samose ka aalo le aa.”

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😏 UZAIR

> “ji sahab ji 😭”

👉 runs like ghoda 🐎

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💀 SP ASLAM — MORAL CRISIS

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😰 SP ASLAM

> “sir yeh crime hai! aap police hoke—”

😎 DGP

> “meka ladle… yeh station tera baap ka hai ya meri jeb ka?”

😰 SP ASLAM

> “…aapki jeb ka hai sir.”

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😎 DGP

> “toh bas.”

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🍽️ FOOD ARRIVES

👉 Uzair returns sweating 😭

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👉 DGP khata hai like Michelin chef 💀

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🐱 HAMZA

> “yeh kya ho raha hai 😭”

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😎 DGP

> “golgappe wala kidhar hai?”

👉 Jameel abhi bhi hawa mein latka

😎 DGP

> “haan bas isme gatta paani chahiye tha.”

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👉 khata hai… world shocked 💀

🎬 SECRETARY MODE

🧾 Secretary

> “ji ji.”

🐱 + 😏 (sync)

> “kitna paisa milta hai tujhe ‘ji’ bolne ka??”

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🧾 SECRETARY

> “2 lakh 35 thousand.”

🐱 + 😏

> “ji ji ji ji 😭💀”

😰 SP ASLAM

> “tumhe nahi milenge!”

🎬 RANDOM SHAYARI DROP

😎 DGP IBRAHIM

> “Fakirana khostum adaye na dauta nu nafas…”

🐱 HAMZA

> “kyaa??”

😰 SP ASLAM

> “sir iska matlab??”

😎 DGP (FULL DRAMA)

> “JO ADAT SE GAREEB HAI…

AGAR WOH AMBANI BHI BAN JAYE…

TOH ANDAR SE CHINDI HI RAHEGA 💀🔥”

💀 DEAD SILENCE

😏 UZAIR

> “sir ne insult bhi poetry mein ki 💀

🐱 HAMZA

> “main toh fan ho gaya 😭”

🖤 FINAL TEXT:

“Kabhi kabhi investigation solve nahi hoti…

sirf nashta heavy ho jata hai 💀🔥”

🖤 FINAL LINE

> “Aur aaj…

DGP Ibrahim ne prove kiya —

NitroJIN mile ya na mile…

golgappe zaroor milne chahiye 😭💅🔥

[dhurander-paglu]

So kyaa hoga agar dhurander mai market kul gaya

A bit about this story is jaameel jami golgappe bechta hai and yes Arshad Pappu aur uzair milke football bechte hai

3AM THOUGHTS WONN

We Hate terrorists let them rot and die

Disclaimer mey writing is as good as Raghav Chadda ki loyalty (kal modji mujhe utha dinge) yes i have very gramatical mistakes and yes i make very unfunny jokes 😭☠️

🧂🔥 FILLER EPISODE: “THE MOST USELESS MARKET IN HISTORY 💀”

🎬 Location: Dhurander outskirts bazaar

👉 full chaos setup

👉 logic left the chat 😭

🥟 STALL #1 — “SPY GOLGAPPE WALA”

🕵️ Jameel

👉 biggest spy in history…

👉 ab golgappe bech raha hai 😭💀

😏 JAMEEL

“ek plate… secret intelligence ke saath?”

👉 pani alag level ka suspicious 😭

😭 CUSTOMER

“bhai yeh pani hai ya CIA file 💀”

🥟 SIDE CHARACTER ENTER

👮 Chaudhary Aslam

👉 uniform pe… but attitude missing 😭

😭 ASLAM

“Rehman Dakait kidhar hai??”

😏 JAMEEL (calm)

“bhai golgappa le ya investigation?”

💀 ASLAM

“dono 😭”

🥟 STALL #2 — “PAPPU KA KIRAANA + DRAMA ZONE”

🧍 Arshad Pappu

👉 chips + chai + gossip = business 😭

😭 PAPPu

“yahan sab milta hai… chaaku bhi aur cha-cha bhi 💀”

⚽ STALL #3 — “UZAIR FOOTBALL ACADEMY (???!)”

😏 Uzair

👉 football shop open 😭💀

😭 HAMZA

“tu football bech raha hai?? TU?? 😭”

😏 UZAIR

“haan.”

“aur ironically… sabko main hi foul karta hoon 💀”

💀 CHAOS CUSTOMER REVIEW

👉 kids come

👉 ball check karte

😭 CUSTOMER

“bhai yeh ball hai ya disappointment 💀”

🎬 REHMAN NAME DROP ZONE

😭 ASLAM (suddenly serious)

“Rehman Dakait kidhar hai??”

😏 JAMEEL (golgappa khate hue)

“bhai woh toh ab mood mein hai.”

💀 ASLAM

“MOOD?? 😭”

🎬 RANDOM CROSSOVER

👉 Arshad Pappu loudly

🧍 PAPPu

“Rehman bhai aaj nahi aayenge… unko Hamza miss kar raha hai 💀”

😭 HAMZA (off-screen echo)

“MAIN YAHAN HOON 😭”

🎬 FINAL CHAOS SCENE

👉 golgappe stall pe spy

👉 police Sp confused

👉 football shop useless

👉 kirana shop gossip factory

😭 ALL TOGETHER

“YEH MARKET HAI YA PSYCHIATRIC WARD 💀🔥”

🧂🔥 FILLER EPISODE 2: “GOLGAPPE vs FOOTBALL — WAR OF NONSENSE 💀”

🎬 Location: Dhurander Bazaar (ab full war zone 😭)

👉 ek side golgappe empire

👉 dusri side football empire

👉 aur beech mein… Chaudhary Aslam ka ego 😭💀

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⚽ STALL #1 — “FOOTBALL BAZAAR”

😏 Uzair

👉 ab officially football shop owner 💀

😭 UZAIR

> “yeh ball hai… aur yeh life hai.”

👉 kick karta hai ball 😭🔥

🧍 Arshad Pappu

👉 excited 😭

> “main bhi join hoon!”

💀 TEAMUP MODE

👉 Uzair + Pappu = chaotic football duo 😭

😭 PAPPu

> “yeh shot ya to goal hoga… ya FIR 💀”

🥟 STALL #2 — “GOLGAPPE INTELLIGENCE UNIT”

🕵️ Jameel

👉 golgappe bech raha hai… but spy brain ON 😭

😏 JAMEEL

> “ye pani… classified hai.”

👮 ENTRY — CHAOS AUTHORITY

👮 Chaudhary Aslam

👉 aata hai slow motion mein 😭💀

👉 belly slightly leading the mission

😤 ASLAM

> “YEH SAB BAND KARO!”

💀 POWER MISUSE MODE

👉 hands on hips 😭

😤 ASLAM

> “football ke andar kya hai??”

😭 UZAIR

> “air?? 💀”

😤 ASLAM (serious)

> “NAH.”

> “YEH DRUGS HAIN.”

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💀 CROWD FREEZE

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😭 PAPPu

> “bhai ball hai 😭”

😤 ASLAM

> “FAKE ACTIVITY.”

🎬 RIDICULOUS RAID STARTS

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👉 Aslam calls “raid squad” 😭💀

👉 imaginary log follow karte

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😤 ASLAM

> “inhon ne football ke andar…”

> “COCAINE chhupa rakha hai 😭🔥”

😭 UZAIR (dead calm)

> “bhai isme nitrogen hai.”

😤 ASLAM

> “NITROJIN?!”

> “tum peer baba ho kya?! 😭💀”

💀 UZAIR LOSES IT

😏 UZAIR

> “sir aap inspect karo ya comedy show kar rahe ho 😭”

🎬Football chaos

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👉 Uzair kicks ball 😭🔥

👉 ball hits wall

👉 Aslam jumps like it’s an attack 💀

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😤 ASLAM

> “ATTACK CONFIRMED 😭”

🥟 GOLGAPPE COUNTER ATTACK

👉 Jameel serves golgappa 😏

🕵️ JAMEEL

> “try this… truth taste karta hai.”

😤 ASLAM (eats)

👉 pause 😭

> “hmm…”

😭 ALL

> “ABYSS TEST PASS HUA?? 💀”

🎬 FINAL CHAOS

👉 Pappu vs Uzair football match 😭

👉 Jameel spying on Aslam’s reactions 💀

👉 Aslam trying to arrest a ball 😭

😭 PAPPu

> “yeh duniya pagal hai bhai 😭”

😏 UZAIR

> “haan… aur hum uske main characters hain 💀”

🖤 FINAL TEXT:

“Kabhi kabhi crime nahi hota…

bas misunderstanding high level pe hoti hai 💀🔥”

🖤 FINAL LINE

> “Aur aaj…

golgappe ne intelligence jeet li…

aur football ko drugs declare kar diya 😭💅

and yes yeh toh ek mahaan character aka iqbal ke grand tau ko introduce karne ke liye tha

[dhurander-paglu]

So again this is soo true💗 @vcantwrite like i am never ever letting you go😭 youre stuck with me forever😭 this is payback for how you made me fall in love with youre fics😭

[dhurander-paglu]

Apreciation post apke liye @vcantwrite

I still remember when i joined first and saw youre blogs and laughed my ass off and you quitted now and ill be still here waiting for you because this is how i wanana say bye youd get tagged by me evrrywhere id be a leeche <3❤️

[dhurander-paglu]

This is for you #vacant my dear fav writer hope you like it

Bye<3

[majoriqbalahmedisi]

So do you mind if i become youre non existence sis idk do you mind 😭

(The shit i write to major iqbal at 12 am wow perfectlife)

Ban Jao Humari behen :)

Humein koi aetraaz nahi hai, aaj se aap Humari choti behen.

@unfortunatelyiqbalsdad @miriqbalpaglu @y0uneversawmehere @chaotickittydreamer @adityami @samkinsxo @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @pine-breeze

[dhurander-paglu]

Bahijan apke liye phool pati aur apka rrply dekhne ke bad toh meri chereh pe smile agaye

[unfortunatelyiqbalsdad]

So i asked major iqbal the same thing do you mind if i become his sis and youre daughter🙃 (like atleast have a kid you proud of 😭)

I ain't proud of any of my kids. Baaki toh @majoriqbalahmedisi if he agrees then sure.

[dhurander-paglu]

Proud toh hone se rehe