#diaen

[stoneocean2011]

Now that I'm not legally allowed to own a gun for a full calendar year, Come October 30th 2026 I AM BUYING A FUCKING GLOCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[bebymetal]

i need to buy smth from the valentines aisle of walgreens before i killmyself surely that will fix me

[stoneocean2011]

forevwr gonna be pissed off that my art teacher one year said to me "is all you're gonna draw is flowers" as if there arent prolific artists out thwre that based their whole entire lifelong careers off drawing FLOWERS

[stoneocean2011]

What is everyone's Halloween costume I'm being spongebob

[stoneocean2011]

omg on hinge i have specifically in my profile "I LIKE BUTCHES" and not only r 90% of my likes men, they are WHITE. DEMONS. And i try thinking like okay maybe hes nice maybe i can get past the blue eyes? Then i really think about it reeeally think abt having to stare into blue eyes and then i notice how their hometown is like houston tx or something n I'm like yup its ice. and then i vomit everywhere. And the other 10% are FEMMES 5RS YOUNGER THAN ME IM LIKE HELLO ?! IM TRYING TO BE BUTCH GIRL ARM CANDY GTFO

[stoneocean2011]

Actually Literally insane.

[stoneocean2011]

America is a disgrace but i will get fomo if I'm the only one not having fun tonight so I've decided that I'm doing an American natsu matsuri

[stoneocean2011]

that palm sized bowl of yogurt is pissing me tf off omg you're telling me ur gonna eat 5 bites of yogurt for breakfast and tell urself "ah yes what a satisfying meal" GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FEED.... Sincerely a certified yogurtfreak and parfaithead