If Apology Tour Was a Choose-Your-Own Adventure Game
Based on this.
Stolas: Oh, yes, very boring. So what are you doing here, then?
Blitzo:
"I realized I was wrong."
"I left my wallet at your place."
"I wanna take a dip in your pool."
"Waiting for you to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now!"
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Stolas: The one who tried to kill me and you couldn't be bothered to come help me. Remember him?
Blitzo:
"I stopped him the first time."
"I blocked his number months ago."
"Calling someone your plaything usually means you look down on them."
"Actually, I totally forgot about him. What did he look like again?"
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Stolas: You don't owe me those things, but you can't just ignore all that!
Blitzo:
"You're right. I'm sorry."
"You don't realize the power you have over me."
"That was the gayest thing I've heard all day."
"I've got a meme for that on my phone."
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Stolas: Well, yes. That.
Blitzo:
Be honest and continue to let your feelings out.
Be stubborn and angry.
