send a ship and i’ll tell you who:
Gives nose/forehead kisses. - I think this is a rare form of affection shared between both of them. But 9 times out of 10 Jesse initiates it when they’re in bed or watching some mindless television.
Gets jealous the most. - Kurt! Jesse has his moments, but it’s Kurt who gets jealous the most. Especially seeing as they get together behind Rachel’s back.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive. - Kurt. Kurt may drink, but he doesn’t let himself get drunk out in public. So he picks Jesse up from the bars.
Takes care of on sick days. - They both do! Kurt does the homemade soup from scratch, Jesse draws the bath and issues back rubs.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day. - Jesse. Kurt would rather lounge on the towel, read Vogue, and heart eye at Jesse being shirtless. So Jesse would have to entice Kurt into the water.
Gives unprompted massages. - Jesse. Kurt never complains.
Drives/rides shotgun. - They both take turns, but I feel Jesse would do more of the driving long distances.
Brings the other lunch at work. - Kurt. He’s very thoughtful and knows Jesse wouldn’t take a lunch break because he’s stubborn and doesn’t think eating is important. So Kurt has to pull him away.
Has the better parental relationship. - Kurt! Jesse’s family is messed up. Kurt has a foundation and communication down with Burt.
Tries to start role-playing in bed. - Jesse offers the idea first. It’ll help his acting performance and broaden his characters supposedly. Kurt finds his reasoning ridiculous but he goes along with it because Kurt loves sex.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer. - Kurt! A flirtatious, drunk dancer.
Still cries watching Titanic. - Kurt, come on now. He cries over the sappy romantic movies.
Firmly believes in couples costumes. - Neither. Those are too tacky.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas. - JESSE! COME ON! Kurt chastises him on it each time, but he secretly enjoys getting expensive gifts.
Makes the other eat breakfast. - Kurt makes Jesse eat breakfast. If the guy is so deep into work and school, he forgets to eat so Kurt has to remind him to do so.
Remembers anniversaries. - Kurt.
Brings up having kids. - They both do. They both want kids. Obviously after they’re both happy in the work force, because having a foundation is smart before having kids.