#diarmand

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Diarmand: 9:01. Annie is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Fey: Uh… alarm didn’t go off.

Diarmand: All three alarms? All with battery backup? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bombyx: Ooh! She was taken in her sleep.

Diarmand: That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Bom, but way more plausible than Fey’s alarm theory.

Aldrum: I bet she tucked herself in bed too tight and got stuck.

[lycanthrope-petall]

Now that we are swiftly approaching the finale of the Gonna Raise Hell arc, here is this arc’s UQuiz!!! Enjoy! I got Aldrum!

[arthur-dearest]

not done w the new ep yet, i just adore these little sewer boys

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Annie: Well, onto plan 2.

Diarmand: Plan B, you mean?

Annie: That would imply I only have twenty-six plans.

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Diarmand, on the phone: We need your location so we can find you.

Ialius, looking at the sky: I'm under a cloud that looks like a lion.

Darmand: For fuck’s sake boy you have to be more specific.

Ialius: It looks like Simba.

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Diarmand and Aldrum: We're fine.

Annie: You're fine? That's good. I'm gonna put that on your tombstones. "They said they were fine. They were wrong."

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Diarmand: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Annie: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Diarmand: I died and came back a cowboy, call that reintarnation.