#dick fog

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LA STORY FOG- 

Steve Martin fog with woodwinds

Love's effect on the weather 

via Steve Martin and a ridiculous Enya track

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CLASSIC DICK FOG TUNES- MIXED EMOTIONS -1987 YOU WANT LOVE

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THE BOOTLEG FOG   a.k.a MICHAEL PITT

Side Effects of The Bootleg Fog could make a woman take up illegal activities (i.e rob a bank, selling her ass, or kill a man).* Heavy fog *impaired vision *mechanical failure

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DICK FOG DIAGNOSTIC: 14 QUESTIONS

Since posting the Dick Fog song I've received a ton of questions:

AM I IN A DICK FOG?

HOW DO I KNOW IF IT IS FOG -OR SECOND HAND SMOKE?

HOW DO I KNOW IF THIS IS LOVE OR A DICK FOG?

IS DICK FOG A SIZE THING?

 First of All lets talk about the meaning of a DICK FOG-

DICK FOG:

verb

1. a temporary paralysis of the frontal lobe after sex.  

2. an intense impaired judgement .  

A DICK FOG is a mental state--your mind may be foggy for weeks, months, and in extreme foggy cases, YEARS!

I am not a licensed Physician. I am a Dick Fog survivor. The 14 questions below have been compiled after years of extensive field research.  Answer them honestly about your Potential Dick Fogger-(*PDF stated below)

THE DICK FOG DIAGNOSTIC :14 QUESTIONS

1. Do you experience visions of unicorns and pots of gold after sex w/ PDF?

2. If PDF does not contact you for 24 hrs do you feel as if you are dying?

3. Would you choose an evening of  isolation and PDF obsessing over an erotic evening with the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?

4. Do you turn to ex boyfriends and squalor when PDF is not available?

5. Do you find yourself crying when any man other than  PDF tries to get in your pantaloons?

6. Have you lost sight of all childhood dreams and other men since PDF?

7. Has your mani/pedi/waxing bill tripled and or quadrupled since PDF?

8.  Are you VIP status at your local women's clinic since sex with PDF?

9. Does not seeing PDF throw you into a dark-dank-desperate google hole between hrs of 2am-5am ?

10. Does your FB profile pic include PDF, Yet your status is still single?

11.  Is there a FB photo album of PDF and do the privacy settings change daily?

12. Which one would you choose: sex with PDF or WORLD PEACE?

13. Does Sex with yourself feel like cheating since PDF?

14. Do you use PDF to avoid reality and escape your shitty life? 

If you answered yes to anyone one of these questions there is a definite warning that you might be in a DICK FOG!

If you have answered YES to three or more, your mind is waterlogged and you are in a full blown DICK FOG!