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[regeneratingdegenerate]

dickpoolexpress replied to your post: What’s this I hear about you, Cable, and a bottle of suntan lotion….

"And if I recall right, it was totally WD-40. It’s legit!"

Stay out of this, other me! You'll only complicate things and give them dirty, filthy, slippery ideas.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

"Sup, BUUUUDDY. It's your favorite person; /yourself/. How's kicks, doing? Last I remember, you were getting nice and cozy with li' Nessa. Iced her, yet?"

Oh ew, it’s me. I smell really bad, I never noticed that before. Somethin’ about me is damn right irritating too, like how I seem to show up everywhere I’m not wanted… almost like a cockroach. To answer your question, no, I’ve not iced my gal pal. She’s totally fine… I mean, why wouldn’t she be? I can look after her this time. Too bad you don’t got that chance.

[wamph-archive]

[Text] Oh ho ho, the Queen of the Cold Shoulder hasn't lost her touch! What, you haven't missed me? I'm wounded, really. Nah, not. What's the beef with you two, anyway? Guess my sources aren't THAT informative if I'm missing out on such a grudge.

{Text, encrypted number} Please, you are the one who bothered to actually try to catch up. If anything, I would say it is you who have missed me. I, on the other side, did not have time for such trivial feelings. As for Regan, she is merely a sore looser that did not quite appreciate my abilities in self-defense and chose to retaliate. 

[wamph-archive]

[Text] So, heard Regan got the jump on you.

{Text, encrypted number} Are you expecting me to congratulate you on the fact your ears seem to be working quite fine, or is it an attempt at introducing some sort of deeper conversation?

[primal-armament-blog]

[regeneratingdegenerate]

7, 10, 12, 13

7. If you could spend the day with your muse, would you? If so, what would you do? Honestly? I think I would because, hey what an opportunity, but he'd likely be so abusive I'd regret it. Either that or I'd end up dead.

10. Is your muse a hero, villain or something in between? What’s their motivation for being such? Wade is something in between. He desperately craves the heroic life and all the bonuses (especially the bonuses) but he falls into the pitfalls of his own habits too easily to actually remain a hero. He has his heroic moments and does his good deeds, but the mercenary life is quicker, easier and more familiar he just ends up going back to it whenever life takes a dump on his progress. 

12. Do you feel there is anything that distinctly sets your blog apart from other role plays of the same character?  Honestly I only follow two other Deadpools (dickpoolexpress & shutupwilson if you're curious, they're fantastic) so I'm not sure what makes me stand out from them. We have 'Dickpool' and 'Heropool' then there's my 'Somewhere-In-The-Middle-Pool' who isn't quite at the end of the hero or villain/anti-hero spectrum.I like to think I have a good grasp on a blend of writers whereas (and correct me if I'm wrong) the others focus more on a specific writer and emulate their styles almost flawlessly but they keep themselves fresh enough to be engaging and entertaining while I flounder around with an attempt at an own voice while trying to keep elements of my favourite writers in there.

In short I don't think there's much on the writing side of things which sets me apart from other quality 'Pools but I do have plenty of my own reaction images so maybe that's it =P

13. If you could change something about your muse, would you? If so, what would it be?  I wish he wasn't so stubborn sometimes, also he likes to kill off any other potential muses because he craves attention so I'd like him to stop that too.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

OOC: I have replies to teutonictemptress and deadpoolexpress dickpoolexpress in drafts still but I've been working through replies for nearly 2 hours now and I'm feeling too burned out to do such long replies so I promise I'll do them tomorrow before anything else.