#dickwad

[impala-dreamer]

Word of warning: if you are tailgating me in an attempt to intimidate me into going faster, I will go 10 under the speed limit.

Do not fuck with me.

[navigatorwrongway]

sucks ass when the most popular ““““agreed upon”””” fanon is set by a work that is so off the mark that the characters are barely recognizable like?? Are you proud of yourself? You took a perfectly good fandom and ruined it. Look, it’s got migratory slash fandom disease. Terminal.

and then when you reach a certain threshold of assholery, when the poor characterization of that one seminal work actually overwrites the canon characters in peoples’ minds, you get fuckers spewing their nasty bullshit all in the comments of anyone who doesn’t prescribe to the “““agreed upon”””” fanon. Come off anon and say that shit with your whole chest, jackass

This is just to say: sometimes the most kudosed fics in a fandom are good and deserve all the praise they get! And sometimes they really, really aren’t, but they follow a formula that people know, or they luck out in when they’re posted, or the author already has a following — and the trends in that fandom suffer for it.

[thenerdytomboy]

Bit more of a “full body” for this bastard 

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[schaefschaef]

nolan ur dumbass just dug urself a bigger hole, hope u enjoy it!

[disheveledtranquility]

If you watch this scene carefully and slowly, Eddie swallows after telling Richie he’s got to tell him something, looks up at Richie with all dead ass seriousness while he mouths something, before he says the “I fucked your mother” line. 

[sarsaparillia]

fuck you tumblr, you broke my theme and now you won’t let me have it BACK???

[vhsmeat]

For all the pesky simps out there, this one's for you

[professionalrobotfucker]