My fiancé keeps finding various items on FB Marketplace (a sewing machine, a cash register, a vintage radio, some kind of mechanical calculator) and making lowball offers.
More often than not, the seller takes him up on it, so as to get Something for their pains.
Tonight's entry: a vintage Dictaphone, and when I say "vintage," I mean "record your thoughts on a wax cylinder like you're Jack Seward."
Me: did you offer someone $18 on marketplace again B: I could try it. ... ... ...you know what, I'm going to try it. Me: can we record messages of whimsy on the wax cylinders? B: If it works! I'm going to laugh so hard if I have a random Dictaphone retrieval tomorrow.











