#didi discussion

[foolsdiamond]

dave and karkat name their first kid “David Karkat Strider-Vantas” because they are both adamant about naming their first child after the other 

[foolsdiamond]

i think one of the saddest things i ever hear is when a bi girl comes out to me but says something like “i like women but i could never date one just because i know how *I* am” like 

ur isolatin a whole huge portion of ur identity just bc u think every girls a catty bitch?  bc u think UR a catty bitch?

[foolsdiamond]

everyone on tumblr: haha im the april fool im a joke me, whose birthday is today: ;)

[foolsdiamond]

i grew up in the age just after dialup being a thing and honestly dialup noises aer  the funniest shit im callin a mechanic abt my car rn and the fax machine started going off and its just “Sometimes it’s the sho[DIALUP NOISES] Ma’am excuse me while I turn off the fax machine” hhhhhh

[foolsdiamond]

im torn btwn liking the new clown trolls bc troll twins is super fuckin interesting and i love duality and shit but

[foolsdiamond]

sandwich life hacks: eat the crust around the perimeter first and the good middle fillings last so you dont hate yourself trying to swallow that disgusting bite of crust

[foolsdiamond]

hey tumblr just a reminder i love being bi and i fucking love women and i love my boyfriend to the moon and back hes so fantastic i love being bi

[foolsdiamond]

so many good lesbian customers at work today... i had a girl freak out abt how cute my orange nail polish was and how good my orange eyeshadow looked on me... i had a couple w a fuckin amazing fashion aesthetic goin on .  good day.