#die rise

[chernayawidow]

Weasel: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Misty: I love you uwu

Stulinger: I just got food uwu

Billy: I’m gonna murder you uwu

Sal: Please don’t do that uwu

Billy: No promises uwu

[rorymanceryiik]

Can we talk about how they have a monkey bomb and Brutus pop figure but none of the other zombie characters? I can safely say that I would buy like half of the characters but they don’t make them? Why?

[treyarchszombies]

BREAKING: Call of Duty: Black Ops II is finally backwards compatible on Xbox One, bringing with it the TranZit Crew saga, Mob of the Dead, Origins, as well as the Grief and Turned zombies competitive modes!

[chernayawidow]

Misty: *sees one of the boys doing something stupid*

Misty: Oh my god what a fucking idiot.

Misty: *sees that the guy is Billy*

Misty: Wait... fuck, that’s my idiot!

[chernayawidow]

Misty: Hey Billy, can you do me a small favour?

Billy: I would fucking kill for you but go on.

[chernayawidow]

*the Mobsters and the Tranzit crew at a house meeting to discuss house plans and everyone's jobs in it*

Billy: The other day I dragged a man's body down the hallway, and I noticed that there was no more dust.

Misty: ...

Sal: ...

Marlton: ...

Literally Everyone: ...

Billy: Like, I kinda swept the hallway fellas :D

[chernayawidow]

Marlton: You’ve been paying Billy a lot of attention lately.

Misty: He’s sick.

Marlton: I’m sick too!

Misty: Then go to the fucking doctor!

[chernayawidow]

Billy: Here's a fun Christmas idea; we'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Marlton: We are not doing that.

Misty: Mistlefoe™.

Marlton: Misty no-