Just a bunch of short thoughts of different characters and AUs
God of festivity! Gromsko trying to convince God(dess) of hearth! Reader to join in on the fun, to dance with him, but he just ends up distracted by your wonderfully delicious treats you made. By the time he's had enough, the festivities are over :(!
(But then you drag him back to your temple to sleep his food coma off in your bed and Gromsko is suddenly much happier.)
Waking up in bed to find Husband! Makarov pacing the room while soothing your whining baby, cooing to the boy in Russian as he settles the sweet boy. Climbing back in after a moment, cuddling you for warmth as he sets your baby between you two, counting each eyelash and freckle on his sweet boy in the quiet warm glow of the morning.
One of the 141 waking up in a colourful field after an explosion at a lab and seeing a very colourful horse– pony?– in front of them and holy fucking shit it can talk what the fuck–
King! Nikolai climbing the ranks and eliminating all of the royal family except for you, his bride/groom, to solidify and add legitimacy to his claim. But it's fine, you were always made to feel like the black sheep in the family, the spare of the spare, and are quite happy being the 'usurper's' pampered, lazy spouse.
King! Phillip turning the crowns own forces against them after they turn tyrannical, making himself king afterwards. It's only right, after all, not only has he earned it and known hard work, but he's also been taught all the stuff a good king needs to know and has the loyalty of all the kingdoms soldiers. The only royal spared is you, some forgotten princeling/princess– no fault of your own, of course, but the king had too many kids, and then those kids had kids, so really, somebody was bound to fade into the background among all those royal snobs.
So King! Phillip makes you his consort, and lets you do as you wish. He's a little soft on you, letting you exist quietly in the library and your garden, gifting you exotic animals, rare books, and having musicians play for you whenever you'd like.
Dark Lord! Makarov hearing about a prophesied hero meant to end his 'reign of terror', yet when you show up for your 'destined battle', you're tired, weak, and asking for peace with him personally. After having grown up under the weight and expectations forced upon you, you have no desire to fight a man who hasn't even done anything that terrible... to you, at least. You're supposed to kill a man you've never even met? How does that make sense?!
Dark Lord! Makarov willing to make a magical oath with you... except what if you go back on your word, find a loophole and attack him anyway? So he goes with the next best idea: marriage. An alliance between you two that would ensure he'd have much less opposition in his plans than before.
And when you accept, you get to relax for the first time in your life. He gives you no duties, expects little of you beside loyalty and the occasional comfort. So you're allowed to play like the child you were never allowed to be, to spend hours reading for fun and not for study, and to run amok in his gardens with the many beasts he's collected over the years.
